Best Dance Club for Hooking Up

If the slogan “Where the lonely get laid” or the phallic connotations of the Roosters name aren’t enough to entice Mootown’s lonesome losers to head north in search of a little hello kitty action, then a semi full of Viagra isn’t likely to help, either. Maybe it’s the pervasive pheromone mist created by sweaty bodies rubbing together or the perpetual look of closing-time desperation — or maybe it’s just the lurid R&B beats. Whatever’s in the air, on any given weekend night, average Joes are just as likely to score as the hardbodies. And even if they can’t close the deal, there’s nothin’ wrong with a little bump and grind. Cock-a-doodle-do.