Reader: Colorado’s state animal should be a douchebag in a Subaru

A lot of those who commented on our post about an alleged Boulder road rage incident, during which a driver is accused of running over a woman's foot for walking on a closed road, focused on the car in question: the ubiquitous Subaru. Here's one of several hilarious takes on...
By Michael Roberts
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A lot of those who commented on our post about an alleged Boulder road rage incident, during which a driver is accused of running over a woman’s foot for walking on a closed road, focused on the car in question: the ubiquitous Subaru. Here’s one of several hilarious takes on the subject.

Lucy Britches writes:

People think the state animal is like a bear or something. Not so. It is a douchebag in a Surbaru.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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