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The Broncos could just as easily be 0-6 as 6-0.
In fact, the former seems more likely than the latter given how miserable Denver’s offense has looked during the 2015-2016 season to date.
Yet the Broncos’ defense is so off-the-charts incredible that on Sunday, Denver managed to eke out a 26-23 overtime victory over the Cleveland Browns.
As we’ve noted, Browns fans absolutely hate the Broncos thanks to decades of futility – most notably the famed 1987 episode known as The Drive.
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No wonder that during and after the contest, so many Browns loyalists tweeted about their horror and dismay, with a slew of them talking about ending it all – jokingly, we hope and pray.
Here are twenty memorable examples. Check them out below.
In the meantime, we have this message for Browns fans: Don’t do it! It’s only a game…..
Number 20:
"I think I might go kill myself"- my grandma after the Browns lost
— Mike Giganti (@MikeGiganti) October 18, 2015
Number 19:
Who wants to Join me by driving our cars off the @I480BRIDGE #Browns #heartattack #Broncos #suck #overrated #keepthrowingducks #Manning
— Ash Rizek (@Ash_Mulaa) October 18, 2015
Number 18:
What did we do to deserve having to watch the Browns choke away wins every single week?
— Nick Sabetta (@sabettasaurus) October 18, 2015
Number 17:
Attention NFL suck ups : Peyton Manning threw an interception in overtime . The game was blown by the Browns #truth #Broncos #Browns
— michael baker (@bakerdabum) October 18, 2015Number 16:
Browns fucking suck how did they not capitalize on that Manning choke
— Anfernee Hardaway (@Bacon_Bisquits) October 18, 2015
Number 15:
Yep, thank you for coming Browns. You suck… starting McCown? Really? No chance even with 3 int's against Manning #DENvsCLE
— Brandon Hrubes (@saynt614) October 18, 2015
Number 14:
Only the Cleveland Browns can pick off Manning 3x, 1X for a TD, and STILL LOSE AT HOME!!! You're infuriating
— TroyAntoine (@TrOyNKeLLeN) October 18, 2015
Number 13:
How did the Browns out-choke the Broncos?
— Nick Howard (@Purple_Sokz) October 18, 2015
Number 12:
How long can one wait on the browns, without committing suicide? I mean, it's the hardest thing in my life so far.
— Tanner Sinclair (@tanners14) October 19, 2015
Number 11:
Browns lose by 3 but get 3.5 points so they win in the betting world. On paper Denver should have killed Browns. Manning 3 INT ? It's fixed!
— Tony Lozzi (@tlozzi704) October 18, 2015
Number 10:
…this is why the @Browns lose. They have no heart. They don't actually care. #Whitner was just yuckin it up with Manning. Paycheck. Smh…
— Brian Kropp (@bkropp) October 18, 2015
Number 9:
every time the browns (vomits in own mouth) lose, I wanna choke a steelers fan..
— Six (@Sixwayz_) October 18, 2015
Number 8:
Cleveland Browns's defense made Manning throw for 3 intos and still managed to lose. #justterrible
— BluntzBliggety (@KingBlizzuntz94) October 18, 2015
Number 7:
Hope people don't call this a great comeback for Peyton because the Browns truly just suck so bad.
— Andrew Page (@KINGpage69) October 18, 2015
Number 6:
Peyton sucks today. But the Browns suck more
— bubby forrest (@bubdaddy13) October 18, 2015
Number 5:
wow fuck browns choke again 3 downs all went for negative yards they cant seem to do anything with gifts from peyton FG wins it
— Beantown Anglah (@shawn_m9789) October 18, 2015
Number 4:
@Browns …he should be on suicide watch….just sayin #Brownsproblems
— tyra roberts (@Tyra14Van) October 18, 2015
Number 3:
And I thought Peyton had handed them the game. Then I remembered these are the Browns and they always choke.
— Jacob Gleason (@GleasBball) October 18, 2015
Number 2:
If I had to watch the Browns every week, I would kill myself. Denver handed them this game.
— Josiris (@Box_of_Joe) October 18, 2015
Number 1:
U of M and Browns fans:
1-(800)-273-8255
That's the number for the National Suicide Prevention Hotline.
You can always talk to someone.
— Usama Khan (@SamKhan95) October 19, 2015