Audio By Carbonatix
Why drugs?
Because they caused this guy to shimmy out his bedroom window and hit a cop with his car when police showed up at his door.
They inspired this crazy bitch to deprive hospital patients of vital medicine and infect those same patients with Hep C.
And, perhaps worst of all, they moved this alleged human travesty to whore out her 14-year-old daughter and her 14-year-old daughter’s friend.
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So, yeah, it was a particularly shmucky week for narcotics. Perhaps next week they can stick to getting people high and making them play too many videogames?
Meet more shmucks in our Smuck of the Week archive.
