Reader: Denver Men Suck, and Here’s Why

In response to a recent post about Colorado's high divorce rate (it's in the national top ten), one reader offered some reasons why matches in the state's capitol may not last. And sorry, dudes, but according to her, it's your fault. See also: Photos: Top Ten States for Divorce --...
By Michael Roberts
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In response to a recent post about Colorado’s high divorce rate (it’s in the national top ten), one reader offered some reasons why matches in the state’s capitol may not last. And sorry, dudes, but according to her, it’s your fault.

See also: Photos: Top Ten States for Divorce — and Where Colorado Ranks

Stacy Jackson writes:

The men in Denver SUCK. Dumbasses move here, purchase a Patagonia coat, grow a beard and all the sudden they think they’re hot shit.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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