Reader: Here’s a Polite Way of Telling the Neighbors to Stop Having Such Loud Sex

Plenty of readers related to a post highlighting seven hilarious "Stop Having Loud Sex" notes as featured on the website Condomania. Here's one suggested message probably inspired by actual experience. See also: Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania...
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Plenty of readers related to a post highlighting seven hilarious “Stop Having Loud Sex” notes as featured on the website Condomania. Here’s one suggested message probably inspired by actual experience.

See also: Photos: Our Seven Favorite “Stop Having Loud Sex” Notes on Condomania

Christine M OBrien writes:

“Dear occupants of room 263, please insulate your headboard from banging against the wall, Thank you, room 265.”

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