Audio By Carbonatix
Some hail on the ground Left view out the office door To the right To the left To the right (I would make a reference to “Tootsie Roll” by 69 Boys but I won’t.) The view from my desk (You might hate but this trash can gives me hours of entertainment) My ride (In my dreams and if I actually knew how to drive)
Bonus: Here is a video of some guy rubbing his nipples to “It Never Rains (In Southern California)” by Tony Toni Tone.
— Crystal Preston-Watson
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