Kenny Be’s Yard Artreology: Decorating the tree for New Year’s Eve

The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations…

Everything about the tree in the picture above says “five minutes to midnight” on New Year’s Eve. Here is the work of a yard artist who has clearly drank enough $500 bottles of Champagne to see that “tree looks like a lady.” The dance floor pose with the slightly thrusted hip and upraised arms perfectly highlight the tree’s bee-stung lips and blood-shot eyes in search of a countdown kiss. The hot pink halter dress worn over the silky black shift gives new meaning to the fashion-design term “Trunk Show.”