Best Jukebox

Nothing sucks more than getting drunk to crappy music. But at Capitol Hill mainstay Gabor’s, there are no worries: The bar’s jukebox is stocked with a passel of discs that make the firewater slide down all the easier. From the twang of Patsy Cline and Neil Young to the shiver of Joy Division and Massive Attack, the selection is as varied in time as it is in tone, with Muddy Waters rubbing elbows with hip new stuff like the Arcade Fire. There’s even a handful of homemade mixed CDs to spice things up. Regardless of your taste in tunes and booze, Gabor’s provides the perfect soundtrack to souse yourself senseless.