Science isn’t on your side for this one, unfortunately.

Conjuring the voice of Katt Williams screaming “This shit right here?!” as he rants about the ridiculous names of pot strains, Death by Lemons might sound like an absurd attempt by the breeder to get some attention, and some tokers think it is.

Cannabutter can last months if sealed, but infused cooking oil lasts much longer.

Any Colorado chain typically has at least one in-house CBD strain, and so do plenty of wholesale growers and mom-and-pop dispensaries.

A mix of Appalachia and Nepali OG (or Nepal Kush, depending on whom you ask), Mother’s Milk is classified as a sativa-leaning hybrid, but many of its users don’t agree with the classification.

A reader recently drank a very old beer, and lived to ask our Stoner whether pot can go bad.

United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions has been squatting over state-legalized cannabis industries across the country, pinching out a grumpy loaf of reefer madness every so often.

Because of pot’s status as a Schedule I substance, cannabis purchases cannot be claimed on your federal taxes – but what about state taxes?

Topicals should be okay. But transdermal patches? Not so much.

A few small dustings notwithstanding, snow has been seriously lacking in Denver this year.

Pillars like Afghani, Durban Poison and Sour Diesel always deserve a spot on the shelves, but as with any other indulgence, it’s nice to try some new varieties.

Both are easy – and illegal.

While this local delicacy won’t rival the sap of Vermont anytime soon, it’s still a fitting Denver take, sort of like Moonshine Haze from Rare Dankness, another Denver breeder.

CBD is a cannabinoid found in both plants, and the chemical structure doesn’t change between them, but the quality and effectiveness of CBD can differ depending on what strain and plant it’s derived from.

Because of the body high and relaxing effects they tend to give, indicas and indica-leaning hybrids are your best choice for warming up after a few hours in cold.

It’s best to play along and appease both crowds – unless pissing off the old man is something you look forward to on the holidays.

Hazelnut Cream is more likely to be part of a basic bitch’s Starbucks order than a weed purchase, yet thanks to the commercial boom in cannabis breeding, here we are.

Thanks to CBD’s rise in popularity, you can buy edibles and certain strains with THC levels of anywhere from 1 to 12 percent.

Compelling questions about CBD products showing up on drug tests, age requirements to buy CBD products and many more CBD-related inquiries dominated our most popular questions of 2017.

Since we’re in Colorado, why not include something infused with cannabis in your loved one’s stocking this year? There’s plenty of pot goodies and accessories available at dispensaries and online for both regular and occasional users.

Sneaking tokes on the mountain isn’t very hard, but if you don’t want paranoia to dampen your shred sesh, try an edible.