A Border Bison Battle

The Terry Bison Ranch straddles the Colorado/Wyoming border on the eastern side of I-25, but it is largely invisible unless you know it’s there. The only outward sign is the giant bison statue that sits on a hill near the border overlooking the highway. I certainly had never heard of…

Meet Us On Alameda — Parade of Homes

From Red Rocks to the big white balls of Buckley Air Force Base, Alameda Avenue runs through Lakewood, Denver and Aurora, collecting a series of religious, cultural and ethnic hubs along the way. Westword drove Alameda from one end to another for the fifth in our occasional profiles of metro…

Meet Us on Alameda

From Red Rocks to the big white balls of Buckley Air Force Base, Alameda Avenue runs through Lakewood, Denver and Aurora, collecting a series of religious, cultural and ethnic hubs along the way. Westword drove Alameda from one end to another for the fifth in our occasional profiles of metro…

A Coloradan Sings the Anthem at Cheyenne Frontier Days

As a tenor, Donald Tallman can hit the high notes – something that puts him in demand at sporting events, where the National Anthem has a particularly troubling “freeeeeee.” And last Saturday, July 19, he belted out the tune before the rodeo on the opening day of Cheyenne Frontier Days,…

Doonesbury Gets a Mile High

Doonesbury took note today, July 22, of Barack Obama’s recent decision to move his planned acceptance speech from the Pepsi Center to Invesco Field at Mile High during the Democratic National Convention next month. And although Mayor Hickenlooper is likely still freaking out a little about logistics for the move…

Shmuckalo Bill

Jeffrey Scott Hawn, a 44-year-old Austin, Texas, businessman who owns a ranch in Park County, was charged with 32 counts of animal cruelty earlier this week, one count of criminal mischief and theft to the tune of $20,000. You may remember Hawn (pictured) as the man who was accused of…

Generation Kill: Not Your Father’s Band of Brothers

Let’s get this out of the way first; the opening hour of HBO’s Iraq war mini-series Generation Kill is tough to sit through. Not in the sense of Schindler’s List, with its sharp focus and unflinching look at the horrors of concentration camps, or Saving Private Ryan, in which we…

Traveling Turns South by Southwest

Woe is the traveler this summer who flies for business or pleasure. As gas prices have gone through the roof, the airlines have responded by taking it out on passengers, raising ticket prices, adding fees for checked bags, canceling routes and charging for food. As a result, Westword decided to…

Seven Hidden Dangers of the Denver Zoo

Hippopotami are more fearsome than most might believe. In fact, they’re actually quite dangerous — especially when you’re sticking your hand inside their mouths to brush their big hippo teeth. Which is exactly what a Denver Zoo worker found out this past Monday, July 14, when she was bitten by…

Dark Knight Ever Darker

Batman has always been something of a party-kill. Say you’re talking about the latest ball scores on the Gotham Goliaths or about how your Wayne Industries stock is skyrocketing, and then Batman comes in with the depression. My parents were killed before my very eyes this, Robin died at the…

Avery Brewing Ales the Chief

As the Democratic National Convention approaches, and the presidential election after that, everyone is thinking Oval Office politics — even beer makers. To “celebrate the last day in office of our current Commander in Chief and welcome in a new one,” Avery Brewing Company in Boulder has created Ale to…

Dahlia Moves On — Again

It’s been a tumultuous year for former Rocky Mountain News society columnist Dahlia Weinstein whose comings and goings have been followed by Westword’s Michael Roberts. In May 2007, she left that paper to join the brand new glossy magazine Shine. But just a few months later, Weinstein left Shine (which…

The Naked Truth on the Back of a Bike

Click here for a slide show. In beginner’s art classes, developing artists learn to depict the subtle difference between nudity and nakedness. An ideal portrait of the human figure, such as the statue of David, is a nude. A less flattering vision of one without clothes – straight-up free boobing…

Cydney Payton Leaves MCA/Denver

In what could only be described as shocking news, Cydney Payton (pictured) director and curator at the Museum of Contemporary Art/Denver has submitted her resignation. “It’s time to move on,” she says. “I got to build a museum — how many people can say that?” This seemingly immodest appraisal of…

Applejack Wine Joins the Modern Era

As if Sunday liquor sales – which became legal for the first time on July 6 — weren’t enough of a joy, drinkers got more good news this month when Applejack Wine & Spirits announced it would finally, after 47 years, start accepting credit cards. For those of us who…

Permanent (Matt) Holliday

Before Justin Morneau beat Josh Hamilton in the Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium Monday night — the commencement of two days of All-Star festivities — your Colorado Rockies finished were swept by the New York Mets in front of a national audience on ESPN to complete the first half…

World Naked Bike Ride Takes Off in Denver

It’s time to take off your clothes and get on your bike. Yeah, that’s right, Denver’s second ever World Naked Bike Day ride through downtown, takes place this Saturday. Perhaps you didn’t hear about last year’s ride? Well, you can check out our “coverage” of it here. And we plan…

The Crush get Crushed, but Kristy Lee Cook Wins Big

John Elway may be an owner of the Colorado Crush, but the Arena League football team still doesn’t get much respect. The Crush, led by veteran quarterback John Dutton, were crushed 64-51 in a July 5 playoff game by the San Jose SaberCats Although it’s unlikely anyone in Denver noticed…

Shmuck: Judge Throws the Book at Thomas Pilaar

The very first historic evidence of libraries comes from Mesopotamia around 3000 B.C. After that, Greeks, Persians and Europeans continued to build and develop more sophisticated versions. All of this information is likely contained in books at your own local public library – unless, of course, they were stolen by…