Why dance at weddings if no one wants to have sex with you?

Denver blog posts can definitely cut a rug. At our Backbeat blog, Drew Ailes lists the six reasons he won’t dance at your wedding. Number 5: “No One Here Wants to Have Sex With Me.” Colorado Pols thinks Representative Jared Wright is going full rogue in his career’s final days…

Photos: Twenty most memorable mug shots of April 2014

This is Desiree Gallimore, who goes by “Dez” — and it’s appropriate she’s got a nickname of her own, since she’s been charged alongside the Packer brothers, aka “Chrome” and “Jazz,” in a disturbing child prostitution case. Chrome is only one of the alleged lawbreakers featured in our April mug-shot…

Reader: Hipster yuppies are killing Colorado

The comments continue to pour in regarding Patricia Calhoun’s post about the Ballpark Neighborhood Association’s opposition to a new day center for the homeless. This reader sees those who object to the project as a problem rather than the solution…

Margarita and beer prices going up because of lime shortage?

Denver blog posts are feeling salty today. Our Cafe Society blog notes that Benny’s is raising its beer and margarita prices — and puts the blame on a shortage of limes. Coyote Gulch reveals that watering restrictions are off the table in Colorado Springs this season. Big Media’s Jason Salzman…

Top ten Denver neighborhoods for aggravated assaults

Earlier this week, we posted about the ten Denver neighborhoods where you’re most likely to get your car stolen, using Denver Police Department data from 2009 to 2013 obtained by Fox31. But that was only one of several offenses for which figures are available. Today, our focus is aggravated assault,…

“Suck Fail:” DMV-hearings password list prompts investigation

Fox31 has discovered a list of passwords being circulated among government employees in charge of driver’s license suspension hearings. They include such gems as SuckFail, CuzUDrnk (“Because You’re Drunk”) and URSkrood (“You Are Screwed”). At this point, it’s unclear whether the passwords, designated for each month from 2011 through 2014,…

Best Denver marijuana photos of April 2014

As you may have heard, 4/20 is kind of a big deal in Denver on an annual basis — but this year, the first since recreational pot sales were legalized, it reached an even higher place. No wonder our regular month-in-photos slide-show roundup is devoted to all things herbal. Check…