Brian Jacques RIP: Top ten Redwall characters

Brian Jacques, author of the Redwall series, died over the weekend of an aortic aneurysm. He was 71 years old. Jacques, who also wrote short stories and the Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series, holds a special places in the heart of a certain type of nerd who grew up…

Arrr! Is the DMNS’s upcoming Pirates exhibit discriminatory?

In the midst of Black History Month, it seems a particularly appropriate time to consider the plight of another marginalized group, a group that has been disenfranchised since the seventeenth century, has been historically oppressed by the U.S. Navy and, to this day, lacks the right to vote: fictional pirates…

Browser game of the week: Hot Throttle

Hot Throttle is a game — er, experience — from Cactus and Doomlaser, best known for, well, not really known for anything, but best associated with the weirder side of gaming. Case in point, the premise of Hot Throttle is that you play as a naked man who believes he…

Mean zine chili: The end of a tasty era of terror

When I talked with back-to-back-to-back Super Bowl Chili Cookoff Champion Kevin Richards just days before the Denver Zine Library’s 5th Annual competition, the Librarian wasn’t exactly cocky, but was armed with the sort of innocent charm that says, My Nonchalance Is a Cover For My Awesomeness. Which was fair, considering…

Stupid ad of the week: HBO’s awesome parents

Few advertisements manage to be as enjoyable, or more enjoyable than, the show they interrupt. HBO’s new spot for the awesome comedy Eastbound and Down on DVD makes it look easy, with a ridiculous ad that is packed with all the humor and humanity you’d expect from a short film…

Stop the hugs: Five really inappropriate things to do at work

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and if you’re anything like us, that means you’re thinking up ways to make awkward passes at your co-workers, because we’re pretty sure that OSHA ruled back in 1997 that sexual harassment doesn’t count if it’s on Valentine’s Day. Right? Wrong — at least according…

When your office is a wi-fi network, what are your options?

For those of you who work from your laptops (ahem), getting an Internet connection is a daily requirement. There are two companies who will provide Internet to your home/apartment here in Denver and a few types of places you’re likely to seek out if you’re looking to walk out your…

Gettin’ Crafty: Post-season football fun

For all those who give pom-pom critters for birthdays, feel an urge to stick googly eyes on everything or just occasionally get a twitch to fold some origami, we bring you “Gettin’ Crafty,” where we feature a craft you can easily make with minimal supplies and limited finances. With the…

Ship docking fail: Your moment of lulz

The course of a life, once set, is hard to change. Like ships through an ocean, we pass through time on the force of our momentum, able to make adjustments now and then but for the most part fixed and inexorable on the path we’ve set, helplessly coasting forward even…

The Situation wants to be in the movies. Here are five roles he could take.

In one of the most ridiculous overstatements since Michael Bay got compared to an “abstract artist,” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino offered this analogy on Friday, explaining to the E! Network why he’d be leaving The Jersey Shore after next season: “It’s like Michael Jordan. There’s only so long you can…

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Collective Nouns and E. C. Cunningham. Metropolitan State College has a special place in Denver’s art world. Not only does it have the biggest set of visual-arts departments in the state, but it includes a mini-museum, the Center for Visual Art. These two factors only rarely come together, but they…

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The Catch. Ken Weitzman’s play explores the well-worn concept of baseball as a metaphor for America itself, but in new and interesting ways. In the hands of Darryl Love, the boastful, charismatic player at the center of the story, the ball itself becomes a symbol, its seams stitching over the…

Now’s the time to see these Oscar-nominated short films

The theatrical release of the Oscar-nominated live-action and animated short films provides a fun peek into intriguing bite-sized cinema from across the globe. This year’s live-action entries are a diverse mix. The African-set drama Na Wewe is a rather obvious critique of cultural identity, while The Confession is a coming-of-age…

Cedar Rapids is an extension of the workplace ensemble comedy

Fresh from Sundance, Miguel Arteta’s amiable Cedar Rapids is a mild comedy of embarrassment, set in the dark heart of Middle America and starring sitcom secundario Ed Helms (The Office’s obnoxious, angry salesman Andy Bernard) as Tim Lippe, a prematurely middle-aged man-child. Taking an airplane for the first time in…

The Eagle is a thunderous, old-school boys’ adventure

The Eagle, directed by Kevin Macdonald and adapted from Rosemary Sutcliff’s 1954 historical novel, The Eagle of the Ninth, a best-selling tale of second-century Roman legions and youthful derring-do on the far side of Hadrian’s Wall, is a thunderous boys’ adventure of the old-school type: There’s not a female speaking…