Best Disco Revival

Songbird Lannie Garrett is the ultimate survivor, and her recent incarnation as Gloria Half Gaynor displays her savvy show-biz instincts. Not content with having created a Patsy Decline alter ego, Garrett now transforms herself into a disco diva one night a week, backed by a seven-piece band and singing all…

Best Drag Queen With a Degree in Quantum Physics

Bud Bradshaw makes an imposing woman. He, er, she, is 300 pounds and nearly seven feet tall in custom-made platform heels and towering wig. But the most unusual thing about Bradshaw is the fact that she, er, he, has a degree in quantum physics. He doesn’t much like to talk…

Best Variety Show — Live

Not content with winning hearts and saving pooches with his appearances on cable TV’s Emergency Vets (on Animal Planet), funnyman/animal doc Kevin Fitzgerald stages an irregular (very) variety show that seems to have found a home on major holidays at the Comedy Works in Larimer Square. What’s not to love…

Best Variety Show — Televised

Most of the humor on Denver’s Channel 8 is inadvertent: It’s tough to take those endless city council committee hearings seriously. And while the people featured in @altitude: Life in the Mile High City aren’t putting on an act, either, the production team definitely takes an entertainingly skewed view of…

Best Secret Denver Celebrity

As a youngster, Denise Nickerson participated in projects that have garnered her eternal fame among members of two separate cults: She was in the cast of the 1960s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows, and she co-starred as Violet Beauregarde, the obsessive gum-chewer who turned into a giant blueberry, in Willy…

Best Repeat Performance by a Denverite at the Grammys

Dianne Reeves has definitely found her calling. The jazz diva, who was raised in Denver, won a Grammy Award this year for The Calling — Celebrating Sarah Vaughn. It was her second consecutive win in the category of Best Jazz Vocal Album; Reeves won the same award the year before…

Best Performance by a Denverite in The Vagina Monologues

Many tried, but after several area runs of The Vagina Monologues, it was local chanteuse Hazel Miller who really shone among the guest actors participating in touring versions of the acclaimed show. Monologues typically pairs local female celebrities — swimmer Amy Van Dyken and radio DJ Nina Blackwood are examples…

Best Breakthrough

Twelve-year-old Akil LuQman promises to be a roaring success as an actor. On April 17, the Denver sixth-grader makes his debut as Young Simba in the road show of The Lion King. Catch him while you can…

Best Old-Time Melodrama

Although it takes place early this year — the first three weekends in April — Silver Plume’s annual community melodrama, performed by the Plume Players, should be filled with just as much tiny-town drama as ever. Don’t Shoot the Piano Player, a nod to the old mining town’s Wild West…

Best Change of Tune at DIA

The big wheels at Denver International Airport have done plenty wrong over the last year, but here’s something they did right: They allowed the International Performance Series to continue inside the airport over the Christmas holidays, despite the post-September 11 security concerns that forced them to cancel it during the…

Best Game Dedicated to Aurora

It’s possible that you have to live in Aurora to truly appreciate it, and sometimes even that doesn’t work. But how many citizens of Denver’s much-maligned suburb to the east actually know anything about the place where they wake up every day and go to sleep every night? Here’s a…

Best Song Dedicated to Broomfield

New York’s got a bunch of songs; Chicago’s got a few. Hell, even St. Louis has been the subject of a couple of ditties. So why not Broomfield? That’s what Phil Long, who grew up in once-sleepy Broomfield, thought when he returned to his now-overgrown hometown after many years on…

Best After-Hours Club

With the closing of a couple of clubland staples over the past year, the nocturnal socialite has fewer options from which to choose. Fortunately, Enigma Afterhours — which began as Rezodanc in the spring of 2001 — has swiftly filled the late-night void by opening its doors at the unsaintly…

Best All-Ages Venue

What’s the matter with kids today? Not a thing, if you ask the young crowds who populate Club Pulse, a Littleton hot spot that welcomes teenage patrons as well as the over-21 crowd. That’s good news for younger hipsters who prefer to spend their Saturday nights on the dance floor…

Best All-Ages Night

Last fall, when the Denver City Council was debating an ordinance allowing mixed-age crowds at cabarets, Rock Island owner David Clammage — or, as his patrons know him, “Uncle Dave” — was a vocal advocate of allowing local venues to provide safe and exciting entertainment options for the under-21 contingent…

Best Teen Dance Club Founded by Teens

It started with a bunch of Longmont area high school students who wanted their own dance club. They pulled together the resources, gathered community support and wrote a business plan that sold the Longmont City Council on the idea, to the tune of $91,000 in funding. With student managers, DJs…

Best New Club (Since March 2001)

For those who prefer stylish settings to sports bars, Citrus is a juicy addition. This clean, Euro-style eatery boasts one of the city’s finest selections of Champagne and top-shelf vodka. But five nights a week, the LoDo spot opens its floors (and its upstairs V.I.P. room) to the dance-music contingent,…

Best Dance Club

If you’ve got cat class and you’ve got cat style — or just a Ben Franklin for you and a friend burning a hole in your velvet pants — this quasi-underground club is the hottest spot in Denver to strut your stuff. Entered via an alley behind the Diamond Cabaret…

Best Club DJ

Every DJ in the Casa Del Soul crew excels at his craft. They all know how to read, and lead, a crowd. They all religiously mine the record bins at Casa Del Soul Records (owned by the collective’s founder, Nate Uhlir). And they all play out regularly at the biggest…

Best Place to Drink Up Dance Culture

New clubs come and go, but there’s really no challenging the staying power or superiority of Boulder’s Soma. Less a traditional venue than a full dance-music environment, Soma maintains its status by constantly revamping its future-tech vibe and opening its spinning space to talent from all record crates and corners…

Best V.I.P. Room

The price for a table inside Club Sanctuary’s luxuriously appointed and well-guarded room for special people is $200 for the night, which is right in the range of the club’s competition and still includes your first bottle of premium liquor free. Split between four people at a table, that’s not…

Best Morning After

There’s got to be a morning after — sooner or later, you’re going to have to open your eyes, listen to that hammer hitting your head and remember every stupid thing you did last night. Well, almost everything. Pure, the nightclub that occupies the old Casino Cabaret, makes a good…