At this point, it’s safe to say that Denver locals Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s The Book of Mormon is like the Titanic of musicals this year, and by Titanic we mean not the opulent ship sunk of hubris, but rather the James Cameron romantic epic from 1997 that swept…
O, glory day for all Trekkies! Today marks the thirteenth 23rd year since the original air date of “The Neutral Zone,” the one and only episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation that has had humans everywhere imagining themselves on the Enterprise. It was on this momentous day that the…
The end of the world is coming. It’s hard to say when, unless you’re evangelist Harold Camping, in which case you can feel pretty confident in saying that it’s coming… oh, around Saturday. For a few months now, Camping’s been touting his theory that the end times will arrive May…
Named a “Composer to Watch” by the New York Times, Juilliard graduate Kenji Bunch excels as both a talented violist and a composer. His highly accessible contemporary works have been heard worldwide, and as a performer, he’s worked with everyone from the Flux string quartet to the bluegrass band Citigrass,…
How about this weather we’ve been having? Local skiers and snowboarders fantasizing about 4th of July fireworks at Arapahoe Basin just might see their dreams come true this season: On Friday the ski area announced it will remain open seven days a week through June 5 as planned and then…
Just in case Arbor Day like two weeks ago wasn’t enough to tide you over in the commemorating trees department, this week starts off with Love a Tree Day, which, admittedly, sounds more like a sexual perversion than yet another attempt by godless hippies to shove their environmentalist propaganda down…
First off, we should thank the Internet for keeping pre-information superhighway pop tchotchke culture alive with its vast Youtube time-capsuled vaults of commercials and Christian rap home videos, Wikipedia archives full of false information about the less-than-famous, and Twitter accounts for dead celebrities — all at our fingertips. But never…
Blow jobs, blow jobs, blow jobs, vodka. You’d think, at a Chelsea Handler comedy show sponsored by Belvedere Vodka, that there’d be more vodka plugs, more jokes about alcohol or more punchlines about boozing it up with your girlfriends. But there weren’t. The only plugs that Chelsea — or any…
You think you have a dirty mouth? Surely it doesn’t compare to Chelsea Handler’s, who told the audience all about her early days giving blow jobs as a high-school freshman last night at the Wells Fargo Theatre.Without further ado, Westword is proud to present the top ten penis jokes that…
It was 1867 when British singer George Leybourne wrote of “that daring young man on the flying trapeze,” a paean to the great 19th-century French trapeze artist Jules Léotard, who’s been credited as being the first circus trapeze act ever. Léotard, no doubt, was well taken care of by the…
After watching Drew Barrymore’s Whip It with her daughters two years ago, Robin Bond — the Denver-based filmmaker behind the new documentary Derby Baby — set out to chase down some roller derby dreams of her own. She didn’t get very far. “I’m fairly athletic, and had started skating a…
OMG like how hot are vampires right now? So hot, is how hot they are right now, but as everyone knows, Dracula is pretty much played out and the whole vampires-as-sexy-brooding-potential-lovers thing is already taken — what we need is a new angle on vampires. So let’s see… how about…
Punch out! On Saturday, the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) brings its Octagon Nation Tour to the tailgating party before the Denver Outlaws game at Invesco Field, where mixed martial arts fans can test their mettle at the punch strength station and complete physical fitness challenges under the watchful eye of…
It’s been raining all week, which means everyone out there is probably getting a little antsy to get out into the world after holing up at home and ordering pizza. It also happens to be Friday the 13th, which, for anyone with a superstitious streak, means staying in for the…
By every conceivable definition, Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s The Book of Mormon has been am unqualified success; in fact, considering the sold-out houses, the glowing reviews and the preposterous amount of Tony Award nominations the musical has garnered, it might even be the most successful thing the duo has…
We miss Saturday mornings sometimes, when we would run downstairs filled with sugary cereal and spend the day watching cartoons and “educational programming.” Even though these days we’re well aware of the alphabet (some of us, at least — mostly those that don’t comment articles on the internet) and the…
Yogi Berra: the man, the baseball legend and the quote machine. Over the course of his life, Berra — born Lawrence Peter Berra on this very day in 1925 — has come up with countless expressions and sayings, golden nuggets in the English vernacular that are still quoted today in…
Friday the 13th has been associated with a lot of creepy shit over the years. From various natural disasters to Tupac’s death, the date has been deemed unlucky by superstitious people everywhere. But rather than succumb to friggatriskaidekaphobia tomorrow and keep looking over your shoulder for Jason Voorhees, you can…
Rob Bell and John McCaskill of Derailed Ink, a small local t-shirt screen-printing business that’s had a fair amount of success with its sports-related tees, don’t have a problem with being small. It’s the pressure of big business that they don’t like. “We got tired of corporate entities dictating what…
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was one of the most controversial horror movies ever made — so controversial, in fact, that it was banned for many years in several countries. That statement wasn’t really the point of my rant the other day about the upcoming remake of Texas in 3D,…
At first, the Straw Rappers’ message isn’t quite clear. But as you get through the minute and a half “Sickness” segment you realize: These dudes aren’t talking about the common cold, they’re talking about Jesus. Cleverly disguised as License To Ill-era Beastie Boys inspired rodeo clowns, this duo makes praying…
The Denver County Fair this summer is already going to be a historical occasion — it is, after all, the first county fair ever for Denver — but it just got even more historic: Today, event impresario Dana Cain announced that the fair had acquired the services of Barry Fey,…
