Maybe you found the perfect unicorn painting for your living room. Maybe you passed out from heat exhaustion on what always seems to be one of the hottest weekends of year. Perhaps you were inspired to begin your own art career or driven to scream at the people who park…
As it stands, my social networking career came to fruition and subsequently peaked with Myspace. For this reason, I use as much room in this weekly column talking about the rotting News Corp carcass as I can, constantly reliving my heyday as a late-blooming web queen. Of course I have…
Yesterday, we brought you the long and strange story of Michael Fairchild, whose labyrinthine research we stumbled across when we were looking into the seemingly random slew of asteroid movies of the late ’90s. Fairchild’s theories — which involve Jimi Hendrix, extrasensory perception, Microsoft and a hyper-secret cabal of world…
Not to belittle the tragedy or anything, but it’s pretty rare that a person’s manner of death is so custom-tailored to that person’s life as that of Ryan Dunn, the Jackass star who died in what was doubtless an epic explosion when he careened off the road in his Porche…
Next time you think you might take a little run in Washington Park, watch out: Cory Lamz is watching, and he’s waiting to group you into a categories. According to Lamz, after all, there are only five types of people who run in Wash Park, so you must be one…
Summertime should be kaleidoscopic. The days are slow and the nights are warm and the living is lush; at the risk of sounding cliche, there’s a solar saturation about this time of year that other seasons just lack. On some level, this vividness permeates damn near everything, clothing included –…
As the Denver edition of SlutWalk approaches, the comment threads on the event’s Facebook page — and on my post about the SlutWalk event page’s comment thread (shit’s getting meta here, but stay with me) — are gathering steam. In that piece, I elected to use unedited screen-shots (which included…
When it comes to commuting via bicycle, there are thrilling upsides and harrowing downsides: the Don Henley-esque feeling of wind in your hair, for example, versus the sheer terror of a million one-ton boxes made of metal trying to kill you. On Bike to Work Day, created to encourage people…
At my age, it is normal for people I know to be having kids, but while high school was long ago in a time called the ’90s, that’s still where my mind is. When someone tells me they’re pregnant, I might be saying “congrats, girlfriend!” but secretly I’m thinking, “what…
Like a rubber band stretched to its snapping point (or maybe a glass-top table that spontaneously explodes), Martha Stewart is one of pop cultures most weirdly volatile figures. We broke down five disturbing things about Stewart after another of her products erupted without provocation the other day, and no doubt…
Realm of the Mad God has been in beta for the past year, but it finally saw its real release this week and holy smokes, it’s a time-sink if we’ve ever seen one. On the surface it’s simply a fantasy-themed MMO shooter, but underneath that it’s so much more, drenched…
It’s coming up fast on Bike to Work Day in Denver tomorrow, a day when many fledgling cyclists will discover the joys of a commute on two wheels. But it’s not all fresh air and feeling fine — it can also be really scary — so as a daily cyclist…
There’s a lot of random stuff to see along the narrow strip of middle America that is I-80 — Buffalo Bill’s Ranch and a generous handful of RV parks, for example — but the crown jewel of that stretch of road is most certainly the I-80 Truck Stop in Walcott,…
Snow’s out for the summer! Today is opening day at the Breckenridge Peak 8 Fun Park, where a $65 all-day pass ($32 for kids) buys unlimited access to the Gold Runner Coaster, SuperSlide, SuperPutt, Mountain Bike Park, Colorado SuperChair, Rockpile Climbing Wall, Mineshaft Maze, SuperBungee Trampoline, Gemstone Panning, and Ripperoo’s…
Caution. Objects may appear smaller in rear-view mirror. Anthony Weiner has left the building, resigning after the mounting pressure built up to the point that it exploded out of containment. But that doesn’t mean that American men can’t take away some lessons from this saga of a congressional member…
When Amelia Deleon set out to attract new clients to her Stranded Jewelry collection, she went with a hands-on approach. The jewelry maker currently sells her wares at craft and fashion markets around Denver, but predominantly works out of her home. But she also wanted the broader reach offered by…
Once upon a time in 2005, I unknowingly enrolled myself in the “Fag Hag Placement Program” at the local mall. Yes, when I applied for a job with a certain retailer, I was unaware that I was also going to be fitted with the right gay for me, a lifelong…
BurlyCute’s Cora Vette has heard a lot of misconceptions about burlesque. While some think of it simply as “that stripping stuff,” others are totally clueless to the fact that it involves nudity, expecting the tame pop star antics of Christina Aguilera and Cher in the misleadingly titled film Burlesque. In…
There are some movies you’ll watch on TV no matter how many times you’ve seen them before. Yesterday, I called these “catnip movies” and unloaded my list of flicks that grab my attention and keep it, commercials and all. Among the movies on my list were Westerns with Clint Eastwood,…
What better way to start off a new month than with a photo of a seductively-clad lady? The Colorado Burlesque calendar will do just that with its 2012 incarnation, to be released Thursday night at Bender’s at 8 p.m. The calendar features twelve of Colorado’s dazzling burlesque stars in action,…
We rather liked the first K.O.L.M. when it was released earlier this year, so when we fount out Anthony Lavelle had released the second one, aptly titled K.O.L.M. II, we got a little excited. First off — the sequel takes place immediately after the first one, so if you haven’t…
After a recent coupon mailer alerted us to the opening of Lollipop Park in Centennial (who’s bubble letter advertisement and accompanying photos looked strangely like Funtastic Fun’s old stuff) we went down to check out the scene. And it was, in fact, the same kiddie amusement park rides and trick…
