The Final Days of Denver Arts Week Scavenger Hunt

Denver Arts Week ends tomorrow, but there’s still plenty of time to participate. Especially if your idea of participation in the arts is pantomiming statues while standing in front of them. Worst case, there’s almost certainly free shit in it for you. The Denver Arts Week Scavenger Hunt is pretty…

U.S. gov gets tough on cigarette labels, but not really

When it comes to advertising that is geared to deter someone from something, the most effective — and most often chosen — tactic is to use images that scare the shit out of any would-be buyers or doers. This is often seen in political ads and AIDS awareness ads, and…

Absurdist Interview: artist Axel Geittmann

Local artist Axel Geittmann’s paintings take viewers into a surrealist world of psychological landscapes, exploring complex emotional territory by combining gestures of realism with an essence of the other-worldy. Mostly painting with acrylic and spray-paint, Geittmann fuses traditions and viewer expectations to create a haunting mythology all his own. We…

Gratuitous Randomness: The many faces of Richard Nixon

Of all the U.S. presidents — George W. notwithstanding — Richard Nixon might have been the most unintentionally hilarious. A dour, glowering grinch with a cat’s disposition and a simian’s posture, Nixon nevertheless had a surprisingly expressive face, in a silly-putty sort of way, that makes his goofy faces that…

Studio Shots: Marie Gibbons, EvB Studios

Before October, I don’t think I’d touched a lump of clay for at least thirty years. When I was in high school, I was lucky enough to take ceramics from the great local wood-fired pottery guru Mark Zamantakis, and that romp in the clay was delicious; though I couldn’t throw…

The OED quaeritates us to help save our labascating language

It’s a sad but true fact: Neglected words are continually falling off the back of this montivagant English of ours, making room for such gems as verbs like, ‘tweet’ and ‘google,’ and such kexy nouns as, ‘staycation’ and ‘frenemy,’ as we march boldly into the unknown territory of the twenty-first…

Dana Cain’s Art Collection: Mark Penner Howell

Dana Cain is the lady with her thumb in a million pies: The local maestra of event-planning throws several well-attended collectors expos, art shows, parties, chocolate fests each year. Her latest — and biggest — project is next summer’s Denver County Fair. But Dana is also an avid art collector…

Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

Yesterday, we learned the sad news: Denver Initiative 300, which would have created an official, government-approved commission to prepare our fair city for a visit from extraterrestrials, was soundly defeated, garnering hardly fifteen percent of the vote — meaning hardly fifteen percent of the population has any sense of humor…

Gratuitous Randomness: Adorable animals of war

General William Sherman once said that “war is hell” — but what he should have said is “war is hellarious. Or at least it is when adorable animals are all dressed up and cute. Because anthropomorphizing our fellow inhabitants of the animal kingdom is one of the strangest things humans…

Random Interview: KODAK

Charged with the task of interviewing the common folk of Denver for Westword, my weekly quest to speak with interesting characters about the pressing issues of our time found me in an alley on Capitol Hill, where I found a part-time graffiti writer who identified himself only as Kodak. He…