The F-Troop

“I’d just like to take a second to say ‘Fuck you’ to our sponsors. Fucking rock and roll doesn’t need fucking sponsors. You guys can go suck my dick.” I swear, I just about inhaled my juice box when I heard Aaron Collins from Machine Gun Blues unload that banana…

Holler Til You Pass Out with 3OH!3

“Maybe I could be the first rapper-slash-doctor!” As he applies to medical schools for next year, Nathaniel Motte — beatmaker and one half of Boulder crunk-rock duo 3OH!3 — is getting psyched about the cred this will win him in the hip-hop game. “Let’s put this down in ink,” he…

Cephalic Carnage Gets Technical

For Cephalic Carnage guitarist Zac Joe, the process of making the group’s new CD, Xenosapien, was overwhelming at times. “You’re so focused in on the little details that it’s hard to pull out and tell whether what you’re doing is genius or crap,” he says. Fortunately, the results are a…

On the Download

Musicians might not have a 401(k) to fall back on, but at least they can make a small fortune on eBay. A corset worn by Neko Case recently fetched $300 for charity, but don’t expect the alt-country goddess to open up her hamper to the highest bidder just yet. Her…

John Doe Rises Again

John Doe has experienced a few scary things in his day. The former singer for seminal L.A. punk band X was once run off the road and went off a small cliff in Maui while in a rental van with his wife and kids. He also encounters a few rattlesnakes…

Marilyn Manson

Career-wise, the other Marilyn is in a helluva spot. Having founded his persona on calculated outrage, his choices for the future range from upping the ante G.G. Allin-style, which would likely result in his marginalizing and/or killing himself, to taking Alice Cooper’s lead and becoming a golfer and game-show regular…

Maroon 5

What’s worse than disco? How about bleak, breakup, stalker disco? Guess that might make it disc-emo. On Maroon 5’s latest effort, the L.A.-meets-Brit-pop catchiness that made its predecessor, Songs About Jane, cough out hits like a Pez dispenser has been traded for post-Jamiroquai boogeying — though Maroon lacks both the…

Concept Oner

Concept Oner has a rhyme style that’s common among underground MCs, in which they try to squeeze too many syllables into a single bar. This usually results in the rapper falling off beat and then trying to punch in where he left off, hoping his flow is still intact. On…

King for a Day

Despite its name, Modernism is decidedly retro thanks to its fealty to old-fashioned rock verities: hooky melodies, sugary harmonies, tidy structures and sincere crooning courtesy of British import Simon Levene. While these elements are noteworthy in and of themselves, however, they can’t quite lift the CD above the ordinary. Production…

Listen Up

Nick Drake, Family Tree (Tsunami Label Group/Fontana). This unusual, understated collection adds immeasurably to our knowledge of a tragic yet little-understood figure. Culled from homemade recordings, the disc captures the late Drake tentatively rendering folk and blues covers and early originals with help from his kin. There are even two…

The Comas

Like many veterans of the Chapel Hill, North Carolina, scene, the Comas (appearing at the Larimer with Joshua Novak and the Veils) are as averse to pigeonholing as most non-pigeons are. Indeed, Spells, the outfit’s new disc for the Vagrant imprint, is a veritable variety pack of indie-rock stylings. For…

Feist

The differences between good and bad singer-songwriters aren’t all that vast. All such tunesmiths tend to use spare instrumentation (so as not to distract fans from their allegedly brilliant rhymes) and warble about topics that seem personal, and are, or ones that pretend not to be personal but still are…

The 69 Eyes

Nice guys really do Finnish last. While they look like Mötley Crüe and sport names of Gunther Toody waiters — Archie, Bazie, Timo-Timo — the 69 Eyes are more like the Helsinki version of Fields of the Nephilim. The song “Los Angeles,” from their Angels album, explains it all —…

Brad Paisley

Have y’all heard “Ticks,” that newish Brad Paisley song? Of course you have — what am I thinking? That dang ol’ thing is only played, like, every three or seven minutes. And while it’s tuneful enough, there are some fundamental problems with the chorus. First of all, ticks? I’m no…

Moutin Reunion Quartet

Before becoming full-time musicians, Paris-born twin brothers Louis and Francois Moutin were well on their way to getting “real” jobs: Francois had an engineering degree and a doctorate in physics, while drummer Louis had earned a master’s in math. But in 1985, when they were 24 years old, the brothers…

This Just In…

Stop by Lincoln’s Roadhouse (1201 South Pearl Street) any Sunday afternoon, and there’s a good chance you’ll see a hell of a lot of Harleys parked out front. It’s become a tradition for bikers heading home after touring the mountains to stop by the bar to grab a few beers…

Review: Westword Music Showcase @ Outdoor Stage- 6/16/07

Westword Music Showcase June 16, 2007 Outdoor Stage Better than: Making small talk about my daily life. Aaron Collins is totally offensive. So is Gared O’Donnell, for that matter. The two mouthy frontmen–Collins of Machine Gun Blues and O’Donnell of Planes Mistaken for Stars–shot off a string of expletives on…

Showcase by the Snippet

Slide Shows Part 1 Part 2 There are several ways to approach a festival such as June 16’s Westword Music Showcase. Wrist-banders can check out a handful of their favorites or several groups they haven’t had a chance to catch yet and spend the rest of their time exploring the…

Review: Westword Music Showcase @ the Acoma Center – 6/16/07

Slide Shows Part 1 Part 2 Westword Music Showcase June 16, 2007 The Acoma Center Better than: Having to fake any enthusiasm for utterly mainstream bands. Although I made it to the Acoma Center too late to catch Rachael Pollard’s absolutely beautiful, understated songs, I did arrive just in time…

Review: Westword Music Showcase @ the Shelter – 6/16/07

Slide Shows Part 1 Part 2 Westword Music Showcase June 16, 2007 The Shelter Better than: A less eclectic mix of bands would have been for seven hours. Forged in Violet opened the Westword Music Showcase at the Shelter as a two piece. Running backing tracks off of iTunes, the…

Review: Westword Music Showcase @ Dazzle – 6/16/07

Slide Shows Part 1 Part 2 Westword Music Showcase June 16, 2007 Dazzle Better than: Hot sex on a wedding night. After Willie Houston & the Blues Prowlers heated things up at Dazzle, Tempa & the Tantrums raised the temperature a notch and man, the girl got the room cooking…