Tom Petty? Dave Matthews Band? John Mayer? The Black Crowes? Headliners? You call those headliners? Pfffth! While those acts may have drawn nearly a hundred thousand people as the main attractions at last weekend’s Mile High Music Festival, those cats have got nothing on Heaven Fest’s headliner. The Son of…
50 Cent suing Taco Bell Last month a letter from Taco Bell addressed to 50 Cent went out to various media outlets asking 50 to change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent, to help promote their menu and “Why Pay More” ad campaign. But ironically, the…
This is not John Common and you’ll never see him do this This is my Personal Anti-Dancing Manifesto (PADM). It is a point-by-point, painfully honest examination of my dancing disability. My hope is to lay bare the ugly truth of this disability and in doing so, motivate you, the Reader,…
Mile High Makeout, Rolling Stone, Beth Patterson, Eryc Eyl
Black Kids, CSS, The Scenic, Sugarland, Thorin Klosowski
Thao Nguyen and the Get Down Stay Down with tUnE-YaRdS, A Weather Thursday, July 24, 2008 Hi-Dive Better than: Mixing ukulele melodies, African tribal chants, honky-tonk half-steps, plaintive vocals and straightforward drum beats on your home stereo system. I’m a sucker for the tones and timbres of old-timey country music…
Photo: Tom Murphy Hot White Yellow Fever w/Hot White and Motel Saints Thursday, July 24, 2008 Rhinoceropolis Better Than: Actually having yellow fever. Due to the ongoing highway refurbishing and the contractors’ wonderfully inept signaling of lanes merging to a single lane on I-70 (I guess they didn’t hear about…
Every year, about this time, I find myself getting philosophical. Don’t worry. I won’t bore or torture you with the countless inane, pretentious, half-baked or downright silly thoughts that flood my brain. Still, as I approach yet another birthday, I feel like I’m standing outside my body, watching myself stroll…
Electric Skychurch, appearing July 24 at the Church, is one of the seminal live electronic outfits to rise from American soil in the ‘90s. Inspiring vocals, funky bass lines, and smooth, flowing, trance-like textures are staples of the sound created by Skychurch founder James Lumb and his rotating lineup of…
The Palsies, Aesthetic Anasthetic, The Copyrights, Cicadia Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 3 Kings Tavern Better than: Talking to a schizophrenic on Broadway. Quite a strange selection of music to be had at 3 Kings this evening. First, the club itself definitely lends itself to some loud rock and roll. Wednesday…
Photo: Tom Murphy Only Thunder Russian Circles w/Only Thunder and Eyes Caught Fire Wednesday, July 23, 2008 The Black Sheep, Colorado Springs Better Than: Not seeing Eyes Caught Fire before their hiatus to write new songs. Unfortunately I got to the venue toward the end of Only Thunder’s set. Their…
Listening to the colossal wallop of the Florida underground metal outfit Torche is a pleasure. Making that colossal wallop is equally as fulfilling, but as I discover upon ringing up guitarist and band co-founder Juan Montoya, there are some perils involved as well. “Can I call you right back?” Montoya…
Any guy would probably love sitting between two girls in a bar — until they got into the dreaded cock talk, that is. A few years ago, I was sandwiched between two gals who’d been friends for fifteen years. The evening started off pretty tame, with the usual trivial chitchat,…
Fissure Mystic (due at the Larimer Lounge on Saturday, July 26) lives up to the imaginative suggestion of its name, which came to one of the band’s members in a dream. With a career that spans right around ten years, Fissure was almost completely unknown until 2005, when it began…
I like it weird. I like the twisted, dirty, completely gonzo sounds that a good producer can squeeze out of an old synthesizer or a brand-new DSP package. And I love a DJ who can recognize the best tracks that use those sounds and build great mixes from them. Finding…
Jennifer Moore most recently played Denver as a member of ’60s soul-pop cover band the Carrots. But she’s probably better known for her stint in Voxtrot. Infectious pop hooks notwithstanding, Yellow Fever is a bit different from either of those projects. Moore’s Nico-esque vocals are reminiscent of Midnight Movies, while…
The Offspring is even more venerable than most fairweather fans realize. In 1994, when Dexter Holland, Greg K. and Noodles experienced their first mainstream success thanks to “Self-Esteem” and “Come Out and Play” (which continue to earn airplay, because they still hold up), they’d already been performing under their current…
When veteran groups release albums long after their commercial prime, the CDs are routinely described as new. But this last word usually belongs in quotes — a point proven by Saints of Los Angeles, the most recent platter by Mötley Crüe, joined at Fiddler’s by Buckcherry, Papa Roach, SIXX:AM (Nikki…
If P.T. Barnum could have been a musician in the modern era, he might have come up with something similar to the absurd, bombastic spectacle that is Uncle Monsterface, whose shtick is equal parts performance art, circus sideshow and psychedelic pop. Clearly influenced by the work of Jim Henson and…
When was the last time you saw a really great keytar-and-drums duo? If you answered “1983” or “never” to this question, it’s time you checked out Shy Child. While drummer Nate Smith pounds his kit with the muscle of John Bonham, the soul of James Brown and the precision of…
From 1993 until their first official split in March 1999, the members of Boss 302 were purveyors of a loose and freewheeling garage punk with soulful vocals. Many who saw them thought they were a sloppy band of hooligans doing their best to take after their heroes, the Fluid. But…
By the time Kenny Garrett was eighteen, his alto-sax chops were already good enough to earn him a spot in the Duke Ellington Orchestra, which was then led by Ellington’s son, Mercer. Nearly a decade later, Garrett recorded with Miles Davis, Freddie Hubbard, Art Blakey and Donald Byrd, and performed…
