Kenny Be’s Best Little John School in Colorado

The Denver John School (not affiliated with the John Denver School) can be a proven, comprehensive treatment program for insatiably horny Johns. On June 2, Gov. Hickenlooper signed a bill allowing the creation of John Schools. Denver can now schedule its own Prostitution Offender Program with readily available speakers and…

Q&A with Amelia Nicol

Josiah M. Hesse interviewed Amelia Nicol by phone on June 6, when she was still in solitary confinement, being held for — among other things — the attempted murder of two police officers during the May 6 March Against Police Terror. Since then, most of the felony charges have ben…

Wanted: homing-pigeon trainer for MCA Denver

Help wanted: MCA Denver, our city’s bastion of contemporary cool, is seeking someone who understands high-concept art, someone who is responsible and punctual, someone who is, uh, good with animals and doesn’t mind bird poop. Sound interesting? Here’s the job ad that an Off Limits operative recently discovered:   “We…

Letters: Late-night LoDo has nothing on the Bumuda Triangle

“Bums’ Rush,” Patricia Calhoun, June 9 Triangular Trade I used to think leaving LoDo bars late at night was scary — but that part of town has nothing on the Bumuda Triangle! I just don’t want to be the person who gets swallowed up in that black hole. Joe Garcia…

HALO camera locations: The full list of where Denver Police are watching you

In 2009, the Denver Police’s High Activity Location Observation, (aka HALO) video-surveillance program, put in place for the Democratic National Convention, was re-configured to give the force 24/7 video feeds of high-crime areas around the city. The Big Brother-like operation drew criticism from police watchdogs, but the cameras were soon…