The Stapletonion: Stapleton gets The Onion treatment on new website

Did you know Denver cops have expanded DUI enforcement in the Stapleton neighborhood to bicycles, skateboards and even strollers, which are being used to transport obscene amounts of liquor in addition to toddlers? You would if you check out The Stapletonion, a new website that advises readers to “Think Globally,…

Yes, your Colorado jury summons came from New Mexico. And, yes, it’s legit.

Legal Document: Jury Summons” reads the outside of the notice with the State of Colorado seal…and a mark indicating that U.S. postage was paid in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Could this be some sort of scam? After we heard about several people — all residing in different Colorado counties — getting…