Jacqueline Miller is suburban superhero Sheridan She-Cager: Kenny Be’s HipTip

Sheridan She-Cager Real name: Jacqueline Miller; Occupation: Violence vendor; Suburb of operations: Sheridan; Hair: Fluffed; Eyes: On the prize Suburban superhero skills: Sheridan She-Cager is a proud mother who possesses the superhuman ability to control masculine energy, which she utilizes to make money by exploiting police brutality with cold beer…

Tom Tancredo always takes credit for what he says, even the outrageous

Scott McInnis may be “in it to win it,” but Tom Tancredo is in it to spin it. If the former congressman can figure out a way to get into the gubernatorial race alongside “Musings” McInnis and Dan Maes, the dark-horse candidate who was at his most popular when he…

Carmelo Anthony could wind up LeBron-ing Denver and the Nuggets

Three Denver blog posts for ya. Denver Stiffs’ Andrew Feinstein would like to be confident that Carmelo Anthony will accept the Nugs’ max offer. But he can’t shake the feeling Denver might be “LeBron’d.” BigMedia.org’s Jason Salzman wonders when the Hasan family will get its $300,000 back from alleged plagiarizer…

Shear genius mixes beauty and booze: Kenny Be’s Sign Language

Drinking does far more to make people gorgeous than any hair salon. Scientific studies reveal that ugly people look 10 percent more passably attractive with each shot of liquor consumed by an average drinker. Liquor is often blamed for lowering sexual inhibitions to the point of regret and repulsion. How…