Kenyon Martin’s hot-buttered profanity explosion: Listen to it here

We’ve told you about Kenyon Martin’s anger over an April Fools’ Day prank at his expense: J.R. Smith’s driver, Laquan Johnson, filled K-Mart’s Range Rover with buttered popcorn, prompting a wig-out by Kenyon and an “LMAO” tweet from Smith. It’s one thing to read about Martin’s rant about the incident,…

You’ll be stir-crazy after spending the night in Denver’s new jail

The “Bed & Breakfast” sleepover being hosted Saturday night by the Denver Sheriff’s Department at the Van Cise-Simonet Detention Facility —that’s the jail at Denver’s new Justice Center Complex — will be very realistic. “We truly want to give them the experience,” says the department’s Melissa Ortega. And that means…

Denver cartoonists are inking big

It’s Tuesday night, and Lonnie Allen is sweating. The unshaven, young-looking thirty-something is bopping from table to table around Leela European Cafe, downtown Denver’s bohemian-bar-meets-coffee-shop. Accordingly, there are equal measures of Pabst and java seeping into the two dozen or so patrons crowded together toward the back of the steamy…

The Best of Denver mascot is a bust!

The Best of Denver, April 1, 2010 Cattle Call I’m a longtime fan and patron. I loved the perfect-bound Best of Denver 2010 and generally how you’ve reformatted and re-envisioned yourselves to survive the publishing apocalypse. Here’s another way you could move into the future: Retire the cow. The cowtown…

Marvin Webb dies in third RTD accident in four days

Update, 3:32 p.m.: As reported by the Colorado Daily, Marvin Webb has died from injuries sustained in a bus crash last night. This blog’s headline and body copy has been changed to reflect this development; the original item, published at 2:58 p.m., appears below. Another day, another terrible accident involving…

Kayleah Wilson Facebook page: Join now

The search continues for Kayleah Wilson, a twelve-year-old Greeley girl who’s been missing since heading to a friend’s birthday party on Sunday, March 28. This kind of story is capable of making people lose faith in humanity — but the Prayers For Kayleah Wilson’s Safe Return Facebook page should restore…

Mason Tvert celebrates marijuana decriminalization in Nederland

In its article about Nederland decriminalizing marijuana within town limits last night, the Boulder Daily Camera describes the town as the second in Colorado to take such a step, following Breckenridge, whose voters passed a similar measure last November. Marijuana advocate Mason Tvert, founder of SAFER (Safer Alternative For Enjoyable…

Nudity ordinance a war on fun in Boulder, says ACLU

Last night, the Boulder City Council passed a controversial nudity ordinance banning anyone over the age of ten from exposing their genitals in public — a response to concerns about annual events such as the World Naked Bike Ride and the Naked Pumpkin Run, as well as the possible revival…