The shaggy dog and eagle dancer agenda: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration… Figure 53. Barnum: The English and the indigenous bust a new move. The photograph above shows that the residents of this home are at the forefront of the new movement to use stuffed animals as yard art. Traditionally thought of as indoor…

Mo’Nique owes part of her Oscar to “two white people from Colorado” — Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness

Last night’s Academy Awards ceremony offered big ups to some local filmmakers. Boulder-based director Louie Psihoyos won Best Documentary Feature honors for his dolphin-killing exposé The Cove — although producer Fisher Stevens used up all Psihoyos’s spotlight time on the broadcast with thank-yous of his own. (The show’s supervisors rigorously…

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Zach Galifanakis’s dream girl?

All of us in Colorado know that Duane “Dog” Chapman, aka Dog the Bounty Hunter, serves as a role model for a certain brand of rough-and-tumble American man. But is he the ideal blueprint for American womanhood, too? That’s the implication made by comedian Zach Galifanakis, best known for his…

Unemployment in Denver: Finding a job is getting a little easier…

Anyone who’s been unemployed for an extended period of time knows how difficult it is to find work these days. However, the latest report from Indeed.com suggests that it’s considerably better in Denver than plenty of other major cities. In the site’s comparison of fifty job markets circa February, Denver…

Shmuck of the Week: Kent Jones, band teacher

Enduring the ear-drum-shattering sounds of a freshmen band is bound to drive any man crazy. And it seems to have done just that to Kent Jones, the band teacher at Louisville’s Monarch High School. According to the Boulder Daily Camera, police are investigating allegations that Jones — fed up with…

Internet Explorer 6 funeral: Microsoft sent flowers

Last night, around a hundred people crammed into Forest Room 5 for the funeral of Internet Explorer 6, which reportedly died during a workplace accident at Google Inc. The biggest surprise, according to Jon Clark, business development director for Aten Design Group, which planned the memorial? “The Internet Explorer team…