Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: A leisurely lockdown in University Hills

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 47. University Hills. Plaster pooch and hidden Hondabago tethered to a tree. The German Shepard statue chained to a tree would suggest that the display pictured above is the work of a yard artist with a keen sense of humor. The…

Golden mayor considers lawsuit over Jefferson Parkway

Last month, we told you about Golden mayor Jacob Smith’s opposition to the Jefferson Parkway, a project he described as a “weird, disconnected road to nowhere.” Nonetheless, the Denver Regional Council of Governments, popularly known as DRCOG, officially made the parkway part of its long-range transportation plan at a meeting…

Tom Tancredo slaps Obama administration for offering temporary protected status to Haitians in U.S. illegally

Last Friday, Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano granted temporary protected status to undocumented Haitians living in the United States — a move that deep-sixes deportations to the country, allowing individuals to stay here up to eighteen months. Approximately 200,000 Haitians are expected to submit TPS applications. Given that Haiti has…

“Reductions in staff” at Denver Post subsidiary Metro Mountain Media

MediaNews Group, the Dean Singleton-led company that owns the Denver Post and dozens of other newspapers around the country, recently announced that its holding company, Affiliated Media, would seek bankruptcy protection — although the firm and the Post did their level best to downplay the B-word. Shortly thereafter, a source…

Toddler killer gets just sixteen years in plea deal

Plea bargains are a necessary evil given how overtaxed our judicial system is these days. But it’s still frustrating when someone who seems to deserve a long, long sentence gets a lighter one simply because he made a deal saving the state the time and expense of putting him on…

Band-Aid Bandit sticking it to Aurora

The Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force is rightly championed for the clever names it assigns to wanted men and women, including the Hopping Hooded Bandits, the $83 Bandit, the Shaggy Bandit and, of course, Bonnie and Clyde. Now, the Aurora Police Department has gotten into the act, putting out…

LEGO Universe — even adults think it’s out of this world!

“Let the Game Begin!,” Joel Warner, January 7 Go, LEGO I’m playing tourist in Denver and read “Let the Game Begin!” while I was eating some tacos in Morrison. Great article. I think I’m gonna go out and buy some LEGOs this week.  Dr. David W. Powers Surfside Beach, South Carolina…

Everybody must get zoned: Kenny Be looks at Denver’s new zoning rules

After almost a decade — starting with Blueprint Denver in 2002 and getting a big push from Mayor John Hickenlooper and planning director Peter Park in 2005 — the Herculean effort to update Denver’s 1956 zoning rules is almost complete. The fourth and final draft of the city’s new zoning…

Kenny Be’s Sign Language: Sun sets on hand-job van

Viewers don’t even need to look at the rooftop ladders to know the van pictured above belongs to a person who is handy. This northwest-Denver-parked paint job tells us that the vehicle’s owner is resourceful in the handling of materials and fearless about getting his hands dirty. There is a…

University of Colorado’s Chip named mascot of the year

Yes, it’s true. Chip, the University of Colorado at Boulder mascot, has earned top honors in the 2010 Universal Cheerleading Association’s mascot competition — making him a back-to-back national champ. Dan Hawkins sure as hell can’t say the same. The clip above served as Chip’s award-winning entry to the UCA…