From the week of January 14, 2010

“Last Things,” Jason Sheehan, January 7 Last But Not Least Really going to miss Jason. I follow him around, in a sense, and he’s never let me down; we will try Ondo’s. Love the writing, and he’s turned me on to at least forty places I would not have found…

Three new DPS boardmembers talk charters

The future of charter schools in Denver looked bright in 2009. Despite voting to close P.S. 1 and Skyland Community High School charter schools because of sub-par academics, the seven-member Denver Public Schools board approved six new ones. They include the expansion of two existing, high-performing charters, as well as…

Read the reports that helped seal P.S. 1 Charter School’s fate

The evidence against P.S. 1 Charter School, the subject of this week’s feature, “P.S. 1 Didn’t Make the Grade, But Can Anything Replace Denver’s Longest-running Charter School?,” is harsh. Several reports from Denver Public Schools officials and the Colorado Department of Education detail what they see as the school’s problems:…

Balloon Boy dad’s latest bitch: Restitution costs are too high

We knew Balloon Boy dad Richard Heene wouldn’t go away quietly. But with the help of attorney David Lane, he’s managing to make noise even while serving a jail sentence for pretending that his son, Falcon, had floated away in an inflatable silver chef’s hat. Lane’s claim: The amount law…

Kenny Be’s Sign Language: Go fast beer at mice

Upon reading the “go fast beer at mice” message spelled out on the Sloan Lake-area sign in the above photograph, I was confused. Immediately I imagined that it might be advertising a new instant-pick lottery game based on a popular smart phone application that allowed gamers to fling mugs of…

Betsy Markey and Mike Coffman get bipartisan bad news in new wage figures

In just-released county and employment figures from the Department of Labor’s Bureau of Labor Statistics, two Colorado counties get significant spotlight time — and not in a way calculated to please representatives Betsy Markey and Mike Coffman. Weld County, part of Democrat Markey’s congressional district, finished first among large U.S…

Medical marijuana prayers: THC minister to bless State Capitol

The latest session of the state legislature kicks off today, with (still) Governor Bill Ritter’s state-of-the-state speech slated for tomorrow. But immediately afterward, the real fun begins. Medical marijuana advocates plan to stage the Mile High NORML Cannabis Rally across the street from the capitol steps, with speakers slated to…

DISH Network shanghais a pirate: Read the judgment here

Englewood-based DISH Network faces plenty of challenges in today’s entertainment environment, not the least of which is piracy of its programming using software that lets folks with free-to-air receivers view it for nothing. Which is a lot cheaper than a monthly fee. Stopping all such schemes is damn near impossible…

Betta fish murderer on the loose in Boulder!

Was a betta fish targeted during a home invasion in Boulder? Consider the evidence. According to the Boulder Daily Camera, a nineteen-year-old woman awoke during the wee hours of Monday morning to find an unknown man in her apartment. When she yelled, he split — and because she initially assumed…

New website shines light on dark corners of the prison system

Get in serious trouble, go to prison. Get into some bad shit inside prison — attacking staff, running heroin, or maybe somebody doesn’t like your gang tattoo — and you go to the hole, also known as solitary confinement or (in prison speak) administrative segregation. Reporting what goes on inside…

“It’s LEGO, not LEGOs,” and other tidbits from LEGO fans

Last week’s cover story on LEGO Universe, an ambitious online LEGO video game being developed by Louisville company NetDevil uncovered lots of intriguing tidbits about everybody’s favorite plastic building blocks — like how serious builders use obscure terms like SNOT (studs not on top) to describe their bricks, and how…