A win for the Vikings is a win for the Broncos

It’s still mathematically possible for the Broncos to make the playoffs (if a whole bunch of other teams lose and Broncos win), but it ain’t likely. And frankly, even if they do make it, do we really want to see them blown out by the Patriots or the Bengals? While…

A more detailed look at Union Station’s future

The planned rehabilitation of Denver Union Station is incredibly ambitious – and we’re not just talking about cobbling together enough funding to afford its $500 million price tag. The plan involves coordinating commuter rail, light rail, a bus terminal, historic structures and new public spaces in an area stretched out…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Holiday Broncos mash-up

The study of neighbors through their porch decorations… Oh, what a thing of beauty we find when Christmas, Broncos, and yard art are combined. Pride is only enhanced in the concrete lions pictured above by crowning them with Broncos-emblazoned Santa hats. The orange and blue team colors beam from the…

John Ramsey’s hunt for suspicious characters

It wouldn’t be the holiday season without the annual appeal from John Ramsey for help solving the 1996 murder of his six-year-old daughter, JonBenét. Check out the latest announcement on his Fair Justice Foundation website and this video. Ramsey is asking “everyone to examine their consciences” and to “share any…

Top 10 Colorado sex acts of the decade

Everybody loves a good, home-grown sex scandal. Especially scandals that involve Evangelical Christians, bestiality, horny moms and naughty schoolteachers. (Not all at once, sadly.) Colorado has played host to its fair share of salaciousness this past decade. Here, we look back at the sex acts that made us say “Hmmmmm.”…

Funny business with a new 9News anchor

We have a question for the investigative team at 9Wants to Know: What happened to new morning business reporter Jason Martinez? It sounded like a big deal when 9News, an NBC affiliate, hired Martinez earlier this month to replace longtime Denver fixture Gregg Moss, since the newcomer had honed his…

From the week of December 24, 2009

“A Hundred Miles an Hour Down a Dead-End Street,” Alan Prendergast, December 17 Speed Chills Well, it looks like Victor Gabler is going to spend the rest of his days exactly where he belongs. Perhaps we could share him with other states he’s been a complete screw-up in, but I…

Happy Holidays and whatnot

Westword’s bosses ran the numbers and decided that since you’ll all be drunk or shopping anyway, there’s no use in turning the lights on Christmas Eve or Day. So: We’ll be back Monday with more frivolity. In the meantime, thanks for reading, commenting, correcting our mistakes and listening to us…

Mile Highs and Lows: Ganja Gourmet

As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred look at what goes…

Top 10 Colorado shmucks of decade

It ain’t easy being a shmuck. Not as mean as an asshole, not as ignorant as a shithead, a shmuck takes idiocy to an epic level, a moron whose fall from grace has far-reaching repercussions. We’ve been celebrating weekly shmucks for a long, long time — but to be named…

DenverInfill Blog gets a facelift

DenverInfill Blog, authored by local urban planner Ken Schroeppel, is a true Denver success story. The nearly six-year-old operation isn’t the flashiest blog around, but it does one thing incredibly well, and that’s cover Denver development. All of us old-fashioned journos trying to cover planning and development long ago ceded…

Jobbed: Spin this sign

Having trouble finding work? You’re not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer. The Job, as posted online: Sign spinners…

Merrie Cristomas from the City of Denver

The City of Denver unveiled its new website this week, a Christmas present to the denizens of this fine town, and it certainly is snazzy. New features include an online service center; free Google language translation; improved integration with social media; improved e-mail and subscription updates and many other features…

Carmelo Anthony and son (not) mauled by lion at the Denver Zoo

Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony took his two-year-old son, Kiyan, to get up-close-and-personal with some wild beasts at the Denver Zoo last month, prompting his fiance, former MTV VJ La La Vasquez, to wonder if Melo was having a Michael-Jackson-dangling-Blanket-off-the-balcony moment…

The Year in NSFW Denver (NSFW) (duh!)

It’s an NSFW world out there, and while the City of Mile Highness is no New York or SF when it comes to going shirt- or pantless, things do occasionally get a little saucy around these parts. Here, the most popular NSFW selections from westword.com in 2009…

Denver Public Library to crack down on scofflaws in 2010

Attention literary scofflaws, Anne of Green Gables hoarders and people-who-lose-shit-in-the-backseats-of-their cars! The Denver Public Library is out to teach you a lesson in 2010, and the lesson goes a little something like this: Borrowing library books is a privilege, not a right — and if you eff with that privilege,…

Twitter Tuesday: Elisabeth Rappe, our Twit of the Week

Today’s featured Twit is Elisabeth Rappe, a local film blogger who writes for Cinematical. Rappe caught our eye on Twitter (where she can be found as @ElisabethRappe) because she is one of the rare members of that fabled species, the Geek Girl. In other words, she blogs (and tweets) about…

Full Spectrum Labs takes the mystery out of those meds

One of the biggest stumbling blocks with the local medical marijuana industry is the lack of quality control. Other than taking a dispensary worker’s word for it, it’s impossible to know just how powerful is that sample of OG Kush is — or, for that matter, if it really is…