Sexting taken to a super-creepy extreme by Geovany Alarcon

Sexting: the latest teenage pastime designed to make adults lose their shit. But before you write off the response to the phenomenon as more middlebrow hysteria, grok the particulars of Geovany Alarcon, twenty, who earned a four-year prison jolt in Weld County Court today for giving sexting an even worse…

Social-media Frankenstein

Every day, I use multiple social media services to work, stay in touch with friends and keep up to date with what’s going on in the world. Half an hour on MySpace here, twenty minutes of Facebook there, and a quick look at Twitter every hour — it adds up…

Is the DPS school board’s Andrea Merida an embarrassment or a hero?

Plenty of folks, including members of the Denver Post editorial board, have been pretty disapproving of new Denver Public Schools board member Andrea Merida in the days since she had herself secretly sworn in hours before a Monday-night board meeting so she could vote on controversial school reforms at the…

Yo-Yo Ma not the only one pitching for Colorado Symphony

Colorado Public Radio pledge drives aren’t all that popular even with people who donate to keep the organization running. But at least the just-concluded session had a twist: Cash was generated to support a different organization — the Colorado Symphony Orchestra. Margaret Williams, the CSO’s vice president of marketing and…

Shmuck of the Week: CU Athletic Director Mike Bohn

Buffs coach Dan Hawkins couldn’t have done much more this season to earn getting whacked: He lost games, he lost players, he lost faith in his son, he lost faith in himself, and he even appeared to lose his grip on reality a few times. Yet, he’s still employed, while…

John McCain Medicare-scare robocalls target Michael Bennet

Yesterday, an amendment sponsored by Colorado Senator Michael Bennet guaranteeing no Medicare benefit takeaways because of healthcare reform passed 100-0. Among those voting for it: Arizona’s John McCain, who’s featured in current Benet-targeting robocalls claiming that healthcare legislation would “[cut] vital Medicare coverage for our seniors.” Lauren Weiner, spokeswoman for…

Grim details emerge in prison death of sex offender

Last week, we reported on the bludgeoning death of inmate Ronald Ferguson, a convicted child molester, at the Colorado Territorial Correctional Facility outside of Canon City. A fifty-year-old habitual offender serving time for kidnapping and sexual assault on a child, Ferguson was struck repeatedly in the head with a metal…

See the masked gunmen who stuck up Bank of the West

Banks have had plenty of troubles during our ongoing economic crisis — but they’ve still got more money than the rest of us, which explains in part why there’s been such a rash of robberies of late. Just yesterday, we told you about the $83 Bandit, who’s allegedly removed booty…

Allen Ford, last of alleged racial attackers, gets busted

Late last month, the Denver Police Department began rounding up more than thirty African-Americans accused of robbing and/or beating men and women because they were either Caucasian or Hispanic. Now, the last of the at-large suspects — Allen Ford, 18 — has been taken into custody; he was busted late…

Brian Urlacher misses Kyle Orton: Sorry, Jay “Pussy” Cutler

Remember reports this past summer that Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher referred to new golden-boy QB Jay Cutler as a pussy? Well, Urlacher’s at it again — although this time, he’s using more polite language. Bottom line, he misses the kind of ball the Bears played back when Kyle Orton…

Jobbed: These boots were made for lifting at Forever 21

Having trouble finding work? You’re not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer. The Job, as posted online: Forever 21 Loss Prevention Store Investigator Responsibilities: Apprehension of shoplifters; conduct Internal…

Dan Caplis-Scott McInnis love match in the offing?

While talking with Dan Caplis about his life-saving Thanksgiving earlier this week, another subject arose: his current feelings about presumed Republican gubernatorial candidate Scott McInnis. Back in August, McInnis treated the GOP-minded Caplis like a hostile interrogator during an appearance on the latter’s KHOW talk show, earning plenty of brickbats…

Our updated medical-marijuana directory

Today’s just-published review of GreenLeaf Farmacy (by one of our two new medical marijuana reviewers, The Wildflower Seed) is only the start of our information about medical marijuana in Colorado. We’re continuing to regularly update our directory of dispensaries, which is growing longer and larger all the time. The most…

Mile Highs and Lows: GreenLeaf Farmacy

This dispensary has closed. As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred…

Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario: Jake Jabs saves the day!

As the Grand Marshal and chief sponsor, the American Furniture Warehouse owner will bring a fresh new look to the 2009 Parade of Lights… Jake will lead the glittering festivities dressed as Santa Claus and will ride in a Florence Italian Leather Club Chair sleigh pulled by Rudolph, the red-nosed…