Jay Cutler’s new, ESPN-approved nickname: Mr. Grumpy Pants

Chicago remains giddy at the thought that former Broncos QB Jay Cutler will return the Bears to the promised land. But fans might not be too thrilled to hang out with the petulant passer, as indicated by excerpts from a Cutler profile set to run in ESPN The Magazine’s September…

Fort Collins Coloradoan looks to hire days after layoffs

Last night, I attended back-to-school night at Chatfield High School (home of the evacuation-prompting mystery smell — which turned out to be mace). Amid a presentation by the teachers of the journalism class my twin daughters are taking, a parent said his son loved newspapers so much that he hoped…

One year ago today at the DNC: Spike Lee just wants to eat his hot dog

This week marks the one-year anniversary of the Democratic National Convention, an event that made Denver the center of the media universe for several unforgettable days. To mark the occasion, we’ll be offering selected flashbacks of Westword coverage. Today’s entry: a Pepsi Center celebrity roundup. In the few minutes before…

Dominick Dunne on JonBenét Ramsey and John Mark Karr

Author Dominick Dunne, who died yesterday at 83, is best known for covering the nation’s most sensational crimes and trials. But he never showed much interest in the murder of JonBenét Ramsey, to the frustration of some folks obsessed with the mystery over the Boulder girl’s 1996 death. However, he…

Peter Boyles wants to put up birther billboard

KHOW talk-show host Peter Boyles has spent many, many mornings during the past year or so talking about President Barack Obama’s U.S. birth certificate, and whether it’s the genuine item. But this morning, his latest variation on the topic — the prospect of putting up a station-sanctioned billboard asking the…

Can you help save a puppy named Ferris?

Ferris is a dachshund. A cute dachshund, no doubt, not only because dachshunds are, by their nature, cute, but because the thought of a dachshund named Ferris is even cuter. And some people stole him. Bad people who folks at the Boulder Police Department want to catch and then punish…

Threat against abortion doctor Warren Hern: Read the indictment here

As Patricia Calhoun pointed out earlier this morning, Boulder’s Warren Hern, the last practitioner in the U.S. still doing late-term abortions, was the subject of a death threat by a Spokane, Washington, man, Donald Hertz, mere weeks after the murder of Kansas abortion doctor George Tiller. (Following Tiller’s death, Hern,…

Odd couples show off their fun bags for Denver Mag

In today’s Denver Post, media writer Joanne Ostrow takes on the September cover of Denver Magazine, in which Channel 31 stars Libby Weaver and Natalie Tysdal are transformed from anchors to shank-ers. After spotlighting quotes from Weaver and station exec Carolyn Kane shrugging off any scent of controversy over the…

Pike National Forest: Can’t see the trees for the weed

A fire in Pike National Forest would bake the entire region. Fed and local law enforcement types located more than 14,000 marijuana plants in Pike National Forest near Deckers last week, and it’s hardly the first time such a discovery has been made in that area. In July, the West…

Yesterday’s climate-legislation rally not so spontaneous

Arguments continue about just how grassroots protests against healthcare reform like a recent shoutfest at an Ed Perlmutter event really are. But such displays of disaffection are positively organic in comparison with the rally about climate legislation that took place yesterday in Greeley. The Greeley Tribune reports that hundreds of…

The Rifleman revisited — with horses in the sites

Zoning disputes: Not an inherently fascinating subject for folks not involved with them — and often not even then. But the interest level perks up when wholesale horse assassination is thrown into the mix. According to the Weld County Sheriff’s Office, Trenton Parker recently received a ninety-day sentence for contempt…

From the week of August 27, 2009

“Cut Off,” Melanie Asmar, August 20 The Unkindest Cut Melanie Asmar recently wrote an outstanding piece on Denver’s Underground Syringe Exchange, and now, in “Cut Off,” she details the impact that cuts in Medicaid funding will have on adults with disabilities and their families. Speaking as someone who grew up…

Denver’s iconic James Dean mural is coming down

James Dean lived fast and died young, and the same will soon be true of a mural of the Rebel Without a Cause actor, which has graced the side of the Video One building at 1301 East Colfax Avenue since 1995. Created by artist Jae Choe, the huge, illuminated mural…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, August 26 edition

Chew on this. Today in Cafe Society: • The 10 manliest candies ever. • Chopsticks China Bistro won’t move until September. • Our Weekly Bread: Gourmet Corner. • Chef and Tell: Troy Guard from TAG. • Hot dog! Biker Jim’s Wednesday and weekly specials. • Sam Taylor’s gets to the…

Denver Blogs: Pot, meet kettle

Our daily dose of worthy bloggage. Use as directed. GQ names CU among the country’s douchiest colleges. Which is funny, because when your magazine reeks of bad cologne and man-bags, you’re probably not a great judge of douchiness. (5280) The moron who smashed up the Colorado Democratic Party headquarters did…

Face the State’s website goes on autopilot during “restructuring”

Left-leaning political websites such as the Colorado Independent and Colorado Media Matters haven’t had much to celebrate since the progressive gains made in last November’s election. The former’s been hit with significant layoffs, and the latter pulled the plug in March, although its archives continue to linger online. In contrast,…

Twitter haters hate Twitter, says USA Today

In a groundbreaking story printed yesterday, one of USA Today’s crack investigative journalists broke the story that people who hate Twitter don’t see the point of using Twitter! And in related developments, people who find marriage pointless rarely marry, vegetarians don’t like meat, and water is wet. Here’s the lead…