Anti-Gym’s Michael Karolchyk on Fox News — and at Goodwill

Entrepreneur Michael Karolchyk’s Anti-Gym, a fitness center he promoted via willfully offensive ads (get details in our 2008 profile, “No Chubbies? Fat Chance”), was shuttered earlier this year by the IRS — but that hasn’t stopped Mr. K from promoting himself via the discredited venue. Earlier this month, he got…

How much will Michael Jackson’s death cost Phil Anschutz?

A lot of people stand to make a lot of money from Michael Jackson’s death — record labels, iTunes, memorabilia manufacturers and more. But don’t count Phil Anschutz among their number. The Denver-based billionaire is among the sharpest businessmen ever to call Colorado home, yet he’s all but guaranteed to…

Westword wins five AAN awards, proves paying off judges still works*

*Just kidding. Maybe. The degenerates at this humble (but glossy!) rag took home five awards at the recent Association of Alternative Newsweeklies annual conference in Tuscon, where it was decided for the 14th straight year that, yes, being free and having ads for massages and pot lawyers is still totally…

Shmuck queen Christina Szele to be back on the streets soon

Get your mace ready, flight attendants. Westword’s favorite Shmuck of the Week recipient, Christina Szele, will have the opportunity to continue her reign of shmuckiness far sooner than many observers expected. Szele won her first shmuck “honor” in June 2008, when she engaged in “thrashing,” “cursing,” “kicking,” “screaming,” “punching,” “stomping”…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, June 26 edition

So far today, all of America’s remaining pop-culture icons seem to be hanging in there…. Today in Backbeat Online: • Last Night’s Show: Phoenix at The Bluebird. • Polytoxic drummer Chadzilla hitches a ride with Slim Cessna’s Auto Club. • Beyond Playlist: The Jonas Brothers and more. • Vintage radio…

Operation Fortune Cookie through drunk goggles

This week’s Westword cover story about Operation Fortune Cookie has it all: dirty cops, thousands of pot plants, Chinese food, big-ticket politicians, sacks of money and more. Writers for TV police dramas wish they could come up with stories this good. But man, it was, like, 7,000 words and that’s…

Adams County DA clears Aurora cop in Darius Murray shooting

A May 13 blog quoted Aurora Police Chief Daniel J. Oates denying that officers involved in the May 9 shooting of Darius Murray had done anything improper, despite claims to the contrary by the Murray family. Now, Adams County District Attorney Don Quick officially concurs with Oates. He’s released a…

Denver Blogs: The Ty that binds… maybe

Our daily blog-o-rama. Missing something? Send tips. Grading the Nuggets draft. (Denver Stiffs) Colorado doctors have been arrested for participating in a truly weird and despicable fraud scheme. (5280) Remember old Matt Holiday, the fella you were mourning before the Rockies ripped off 94 wins in a row. Well, this…

Sita Sings the Blues brings personal eccentricities to animation

Full-length animated films have traditionally been very expensive to make, requiring teams of artists working over a long period of time. As a result, the medium’s became the near-exclusive province of powerful studios with deep pockets but a box-office-motivated disinclination to take risks on unusual visions. In recent years, though,…

Shmuck Samaritan of the Week: Gary from Aurora

There are days when sifting through the world’s deadbeats in search of a stand-out shmuck just doesn’t feel right. This, dear reader, is one of those days. So instead, I give you Gary. For anyone watching from their living-room windows, it must have been quite the sight: a lonely little…

Ken Salazar names new chief for scandal-plagued MMS

As we reported several moons ago in a Westword feature entitled “The Zen of Ken,” one of Ken Salazar’s first official acts as Secretary of the Interior was to visit the Lakewood office of the Minerals Management Service and vow to clean up the place. The obscure but vital agency,…

Made-in-Colorado film Entanglement debuts tonight

The last major Hollywood movie filmed in Colorado was Eddie Murphy’s Imagine That, which prompted yawns from most critics and scored so poorly at the box office that it may well have led to the firing of two top executives at Paramount, the studio that produced it. But independent pictures…