Shmuck(s) of the Week: Mark Cuban and Kenyon Martin

Sometimes picking a shmuck is hard work. Sometimes the world presents you with such a vast sample tray of worthy shmucks, you have to employ a team of PhDs to measure their shmuckiness. On other, rarer occasions, the calendar presents a virtually shmuck-free week, and you’re left to pick Bob…

Bill Ritter goes to the dogs

Before Bill Ritter co-hosted a tribute to MediaNews Group CEO and Denver Post publisher Dean Singleton, who’s hardly a fan of his policies, he appeared at a photo opportunity with a dog. Yep, Ritter joined Dealer, a Miami border collie, at the dedication of a solar-panel installation at Nestlé Purina’s…

Suicide prevention and the John Beech dilemma

The photo at right was taken by Lakewood police when they entered John Beech’s home last August 1. It shows the 53-year-old retired Coors manager’s will, keys, car titles and other important documents all neatly arranged on a kitchen table and waiting for someone to process after his body is…

Broncos powerless in NFL power rankings

Now that the spittle-flecked anger has died down from the whole Jay Cutler-to-the-Bears brouhaha, how do NFL prognosticators rate your Denver Broncos in the months prior to the start of the 2009-2010 season? Not very highly, to say the least. This week, Adam Caplan, who writes for Scout.com (a Fox…

Got the swine flu? Prepare to be eliminated!

Concern over swine flu may be waning, but that didn’t stop one trenchcoat-ed, nunchuck-ed man from taking H1N1-related matters into his own hands, Mortal Kombat-style. As the Summit Daily News reports, a man claiming to be a “karate master” was reportedly kicked off a bus en route from Denver to…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, May 14 edition

Love bites. Today in Cafe Society: • Zpizza to open z doors in Greenwood Village. • Uncork at Four Mile Historic Park tonight. • Get a job! Jesse Morreale’s job fair. • Our Weekly Bread: Jersey Mike’s. • Drinking with Pete at Union Station. • The Maker’s Mark Mint Julep:…

Watch Metal Movers blow up this car real good

Unless I’ve been sadly misinformed, air bags are considered to be safety equipment — but that doesn’t seem to be the case in the clip above, captured for an upcoming commercial touting Metal Movers, 48 E. 56th Avenue in Denver (find them online at DenverJunkCars.com). About midway through the video,…

INDenver Times renegades plan Rocky Mountain Independent

Today’s update about INDenver Times noted that many of the principals in the project, including former Rocky Mountain News business writer David Milstead, had struck off on their own on April 23 after INDT signed up only 3,000 subscribers (its goal was 50,000). In a conversation at that time, Milstead…

The latest pitch from Tom Martino’s pay-to-appear Martino TV

A blog yesterday shared sales documents associated with Martino TV, an upcoming program starring self-proclaimed “Troubleshooter” Tom Martino. The show charges businesses to receive the de facto endorsement of its star, who appears in regular consumer-advocacy reports during Channel 31 newscasts (although he’s not a journalist — he swears). Now,…