The Westword.com blog shortcut, March 3 edition

Juicy… Today in Cafe Society: • Win a Prius by loving a burger. • Infinite Monkey Theorem Winery creates order from chaos. • Tonight, find a patio, a party — or both. • The List: On Broadway. • A few words with Top Chef Hosea Rosenberg. Today in Backbeat Online:…

Nuggets announcer Scott Hastings does not think highly of Jay Cutler

The notion that Jay Cutler may not be cut from Super Bowl-quarterback cloth — with his feet-dragging, shoulder-shrugging poutiness and otherwise fifth-grade body language — has been simmering beneath the surface for a while now, since around the time he singlehandedly lost the Dolphins game. But after a tumultuous few…

Today’s featured event: That Kill Audio is such a cut-up

Ever had the feeling that life is just a long, drawn-out, ultra-violent comic book? Claudio Sanchez, comic-book author and leader of the metal-esque prog-rock band Coheed and Cambria, has made an entire career out of just such a continuing plot, spinning albums around his serial visions. More recently, Sanchez branched…

Bankrupt? Why not finance a car?

The other night, I was driving home from Longmont after visiting a friend when I happened to see the giant illuminated sign out front of O’Meara Ford — not that it’s possible for anyone with functioning corneas to miss it. Mostly, the messages pertained to particular models and prices –…

John Temple turns down E.W. Scripps job offer

The months between the December announcement that the Rocky Mountain News had been put up for sale and word that it would be shutting down for good last week were filled with more surprises than press observers predicted — and the aftermath of its shuttering hasn’t been wholly predictable, either…

Brandon Marshall’s top-five mea culpas

In yesterday’s blog “Updated: The Jay Cutler-Josh McDaniels Broncos Bromance Hits the Rocks,” Tyler Nemkov noted the latest legal difficulties of supremely gifted/equally boneheaded receiver Brandon Marshall, who was arrested for disorderly conduct over the weekend — and even though the charges against him in the incident have been dropped,…

It’s not local news — but it is a cat in a bong

Throughout its programming last night, Channel 31 repeatedly teased a story about a cat in a bong. Against all odds, the incident didn’t take place in Colorado; instead, its setting was Omaha, Nebraska. But the Fox affiliate was hardly the only Denver station addicted to the tale. Channel 9 and…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, March 2 edition

Nice weather we’ve been having… Today in Cafe Society: • The ten worst fast-food ad campaigns. • Get a free slice at My Pizza Peel. • A Milking It review of Honey Kix. Today in Backbeat Online: • Over the Weekend: Charlie Hunter at the Oriental. • Over the Weekend:…

Denver Blogs: Meet your new neighbor, Wells Fargo. He tends not to mow his lawn.

Our daily woosh through the Colorogosphere. Send thy links this way. About 200,000 Colorado homeowners will become Colorado renters or Colorado live-with-Mom-and-Dad-ers by 2013. (Colorado Independent) Is there any way Roger Goodell could ban Brandon Marshall from dating? Because women seem to be the main problem here. (Mile High Report)…

Through the years with Blinky the Clown

Last November, Russell Scott, known to generations of Denverites as Blinky the Clown, closed his antique store on Broadway, triggering a wave of nostalgia and oodles of media coverage that seemed to fade after the last item was auctioned. But Blinky lovers remain faithful, as this newly posted tribute to…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Big Rock Gazebo Mountain

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 9. University: Big Rock Gazebo Mountain Before the advent of extreme sports, day-tripping Denverites moved slowly enough on mountain trails to notice things like rocks. No recreational outing to “the hills” was complete without the return of a trunkful of the…

Confessions of a closet Paul Harvey fan

Yeah, I know: Paul Harvey, who died in Arizona on Saturday, was so conservative that he made Rush Limbaugh seem like Karl Marx in comparison, and in recent years, his famously precise diction had begun to fray at the edges. But cut the man some slack: He was still working…

The 412 suspects who may have killed the Rocky Mountain News

The Rocky Mountain News may be dead, but it’s not forgotten, as demonstrated by WhoKilledTheRocky.com, a website devoted to pinning blame for the tabloid’s demise — and making a few bucks in the process. The site’s anonymous author describes himself as a onetime Rocky journo grappling with a new, and…