About that time LeBron froze me out of the Cavs’ locker room …

It will happen tonight, no doubt: At some point during the Nuggets-Cavs game at the Pepsi Center, probably late in the first quarter, LeBron James will step into a passing lane. He’ll lurk, and lurk, and lurk, carefully measuring his distance from things — close enough to make the steal,…

Wake-Up Call: Ritter’s vote is in for Colorado Secretary of State

At 9:30 a.m. this morning, Governor Bill Ritter will announce Colorado’s next secretary of state, the culmination of a six-week process that officially started on the night of November 4, when Mike Coffman was elected to replace Tom Tancredo in the sixth congressional district. Although Ritter had the power to…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, December 18 edition

Welcome to blog central. Today in Cafe Society: • Jax turns twelve with a dozen deals. • La Chaumiere bids au revoir after more than thirty years. • Up for auction: French 250. • We’re rooting for Root Down. • It’s time for a Cricket burger! Free parking today in…

Denver Blogs: Macrophenomenal!

A daily roundup of stuff maybe worth reading about Denver. Send tips. A basketball book with the word “macrophenomenal” in the title. No, it’s not by Charles Barkley. (Denver Stiffs) The good, the bad, and the unknown about Ken Salazar. With hats like that, the ugly goes without saying. (5280)…

The Lance Hering story continues

Lance Hering, the marine who faked his own death in Eldorado Canyon and disappeared nearly two years ago, days before he was to report back to active duty, will face a summary court-martial Friday at Camp Pendleton, where he is currently being held. Hering will be charged with one count…

Today’s Night & Day featured event: Unspoken

Choreographer and dancer Robert Sher-Machherndl is a local treasure. As artistic director of the Lemon Sponge Cake ballet company, he gets to play around with the meaning of movement and the line between theater and dance all the time. But his current project, Man Made Men, takes experimentation a step…

Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario: Predictions 2009

Click here or on the cartoon thumbnail to see a larger image; it’ll take a few seconds.In my many years of making fake forecasts for the future, I have learned one truth. I have learned that predictions are a lot like holiday office parties, family gatherings and sex, in that…

Some thoughts on the coming Robot Apocalypse

My fellow humans, This week, unabashed robot lover Joel Warner wrote a fine cover story for Westword dealing primarily with the robot Basil, manufactured and programmed by James and Louise Gunderson of Gamma Two, Inc. And while I take no issue with the article per se — having found it…

Denver Post names alleged penis exposer Michael Garcia as mayoral candidate

At this writing, “Mayor Move Would Roil City’s Politics,” a Denver Post piece by Christopher Osher, lists “several city council members” as possible Denver mayoral candidates should John Hickenlooper be appointed to fill the senate seat presently occupied by Secretary of the Interior-designate Ken Salazar, including “Michael Hancock, Michael Garcia,…

The odd disappearance of the Denver Post‘s Bob Ewegen

Bob Ewegen began working at the Denver Post in the early ’70s, most recently serving as the paper’s assistant editorial-page editor. So his departure from the paper in mid-November should have been a time for tribute. Instead, the paper has responded with near silence, as has Ewegen himself…

Denver takes next step to help drug-endangered children

This morning, the Denver District Attorney’s Office will release new city protocols for how law enforcement, social services and legal agencies should deal with kids found in drug-endangered households, such as those living in meth labs or indoor marijuana grows. While that may not sound momentous, it is. For far…

Win a ski day with Cosmopolitan‘s 2008 Most Eligible Bachelor

I have to admit: I always thought the men Cosmopolitan magazine chooses for its annual Most Eligible Bachelor contest were cheeseballs. Every year, fifty eligible bachelors (one from each state) pose shirtless in the mag, next to a brief description and quote, in the hopes of being crowned the Most…

Westword: All about us

An interesting cyber-conversation cropped up in Tuesday’s blog “Help the Denver Post by Paying Extra for Obama’s Mile High Moment,” much of it fueled by someone identified as Diane, who made several charges against yours truly. The gist: Village Voice Media, the parent company of Westword, is teetering on the…

Where should we move DIA?

For all the holiday travelers who hate making the 21-mile trek from downtown to Denver International Airport, the History Channel has an answer. The Mega Movers show created a step-by-step video for how Denver could move the main airport terminal closer to the city using a system of steel beams,…

Cafe Sci: When Nerds Unite

If anyone can make dirt fascinating, it’s J. John Cohen. That’s why a recent meeting of Colorado Cafe Scientifique, a popular free seminar that takes place ten times a year at the Wynkoop Brewing Company, was standing room only. Everyone was there to listen to Cohen, an immunologist at the…

Giving, taking and regifting in Denver

Last week, Off Limits got you inside the big blue head of the Big Blue Bear, via an interview with the Visit Denver staffer who’d donned the costume of the iconic statue for an appearance on Good Morning America. On the December 5 show, Mayor John Hickenlooper was in GMA’s…

CU in Court

Eight years after she first reported a sexual assault to police and four years after prosecutors told her they were dropping the case, a young woman has won an unusual court ruling that orders prosecution of her alleged assailant, a former University of Colorado football player who was also implicated…

From the week of December 18, 2008

“Sale of the Century and a Half,” Michael Roberts, December 11 Both Sides Now Why are newspapers failing? Virtually every paper, including Denver’s, endorsed George Bush and lied us into a war. Even the New York Times, on the front page, assured us of the existence of weapons of mass…