Five celebrities who would make great Obama press secretaries

Can an Obama press secretary entertain the trained monkeys press corps as well as President Bush did? If the polls hold up and Barack Obama is elected president, among the first decisions he’ll make is selecting his White House Press Secretary. It’s also one of the most important decisions, because…

Ripped Obama sign owner strikes back

That’s showing those scallywags, professor. For the past month or so, commuters who travel along 6th Avenue on the west side of the metro area likely saw a giant Obama banner affixed to a fence near the Wadsworth exit. This apparently didn’t sit well with at least one person, who…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, October 27 edition

David Eugene Edwards of Wovenhand. Blogs are everywhere — and you can get to them here. Today in Backbeat Online: • A live review of Wovenhand at the Mercury Cafe. • Remembering Rudy Ray Moore, the epically profane star of Dolemite: a Westword profile. Today in Cafe Society: • Is…

The scent of money at the Colorado Lottery

Flower power. Flowers are expensive, what with the economy and all. So why not buy the next best thing: the $3 Crossword Bouquet from the Colorado Lottery! Well, “the next best thing” might be stretching it. But the latest scratch ‘n’ sniff lotto ticket certainly smells more strongly than the…

Focus on the Family’s nightmare scenario about an Obama victory

If Barack Obama is elected, Focus on the Family thinks we’re in for a hell of a time. Here in Colorado, the conservative Christian forces trying to prevent the election of Barack Obama aren’t limited to the Colorado Family Institute, the organization behind The Colorado View newspaper featured in the…

Crowd estimates at Obama speech: off by at least one

Not quite sky-high for Obama — but at least branch-high. The October 27 Rocky Mountain News features “Crowd Was Big, But Just How Big?,” an amusing and timely piece about the difficulty of estimating the number of folks who actually watched Barack Obama deliver a speech at Civic Center yesterday,…

Fee-nominal Frontier flight

Pay to Play. It’s October, and I keep meaning to bring my kids to a corn maze. But I haven’t so far – what with the economy and all. Anyway, earlier this month, I had to take a last-minute trip to California for a family emergency and encountered a maze…

Sorry, Obama doesn’t run with the wolves

Wolves found no sanctuary at CSU Sunday. Barack Obama’s appearances in Denver and Fort Collins on October 26 set records for starstruck crowds and creative guesstimates of crowd size by reporters. But the Democratic presidential hopeful’s latest swing through our candidate-besieged state (you’d think we had ninety electoral votes here,…

The banners at the eminent-domain poster business are still flying

Hop aboard the “Never Surrender” bandwagon — er, cart. The banners and signs on view outside Pro-Tint, located at 1398 Wadsworth Boulevard, don’t have anything to do with the window-tinting services the business provides. Rather, they’re all about an RTD plan to seize the operation as part of its expansion…

Buttoned Up: Stop climbing mountains, Bob Kennedy

WTF? Editor’s note: To get you in the mood for ballot-casting, The Latest Word is kicking off each weekday between now and the November 4 election with Buttoned Up, a look at political buttons from my family’s extensive collection… Here’s another mystery button, this one related to Robert F. Kennedy…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, October 24 edition

Caleb Followill, a King of Leon. Here are some more blogs that really click. Today in Backbeat Online: • A live review of Kings of Leon at the Fillmore Auditorium. Today in Cafe Society: • Tyler Nemkov gets hot and bothered over Sexy Pizza. • Lew Cady shares more Wynkoop…

Denver’s mysterious birthday billboards

Will who? You may have noticed them around town, these maddeningly cryptic black billboards that display only one word: “WILL,” decorated with a simple white hat resting on the bottom of the second “L.” At first, I assumed they must be political messages, because who else is posting billboards these…