To the Top, With a Bullet

When the Denver Botanic Gardens released its summer concert schedule last week, one name was conspicuous in its absence. Marc Cohn, fresh from a performance at that outdoor venue, was shot on August 7, 2005, at 14th and Stout streets. According to police, Cohn ran afoul of a carjacking –…

Watch This

Like me, most of my friends are the first Colorado natives in their families. Our parents are all transplants, attracted to Denver from every imaginable corner of the United States, drawn by the sense of opportunity, the allure of the West, the fact that you can get drunk quicker at…

Letters to the Editor

The Seven-Year Bitch Where the Columbine growl: Regarding Alan Prendergast’s “Hiding in Plain Sight,” in the April 13 issue: Let’s see. Since 1999 we have seen 3,000 people toasted by al-Queda on 9/11. We have seen 210,000 slaughtered on our highways. Yet seven years after Columbine, you are still talking…

Broken Code

In the debate about whether Video Professor’s marketing procedures are all they should be, one question is seldom asked: Are the products John Scherer keeps asking everyone to try actually any good? To find out, I decide to test them on a subject who, in his own way, is almost…

Hiding in Plain Sight

Cradling a sawed-off shotgun in his lap, Eric Harris glares into the video camera. He takes a pull from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and winces. Then he talks smack about the pathetic losers involved in school shootings in Oregon and Kentucky. “Do not think we’re trying to copy anyone,”…

Love, American Style

Jon Vaupel had been cooling his heels in a federal immigration detention facility in Aurora for three months when the guards finally told him to pack it up, that he was being released. What they didn’t tell him was that he was being released to deputies from Adams County, where…

Shoot to Chill

Last weekend was shaping up to be a big one at the Denver Pavilions, which is now billing itself as an “urbanist” destination. After a private party the week before, Jazz @ Jack’s — a longtime fixture in the Platte Valley — was going to unveil its larger, much snazzier…

The Colbert Report

What the fuck was Michael Brown thinking when he decided to go on The Colbert Report on March 28? Survey says: He wasn’t thinking. Matter of fact, the ex-Federal Emergency Management Agency chief is getting pretty famous for not thinking, an oversight reflected in everything from his infamous musings about…

Golden Showers

You’ve seen them: slick, highly produced commercials about the oft-delayed construction of a new, 730-foot digital tower on Lookout Mountain. The spots declare that viewers in the Denver metro area are being denied free, over-the-air HDTV by recalcitrant residents who have refused every compromise offered to them by the eminently…

Letters to the Editor

Parole Call The hard cell: Thanks to Alan Prendergast for again exposing the doctrinal policies of Governor Bill Owens and the Republicans who are bleeding Colorado to death (“Over and Over Again,” April 6). Parole in Colorado is a thinly disguised system whose main mission is to keep as many…

Over and Over Again

Having been deep in it most of his life, John “Jake” Johnson can smell trouble coming. So last year, when the fifty-year-old inmate found out he would be paroling from a private prison in Trinidad to a homeless shelter in downtown Denver, the news smelled very bad indeed. “I told…

Until Death Do Us Part

Larysa Maslenko was depressed when her first marriage failed after just six months, but instead of posting a profile on Match.com, the Ukrainian woman signed up for a free service that promised introductions to marriage-minded American men. “I didn’t know what to do. All the time I was crying,” says…

Lockdown

Instead of cake and candles on her 28th birthday, Baby Girl got khakis and handcuffs, courtesy of the Denver County jail. Just a couple of months after graduating from the Chrysalis Project, a twelve-month drug-treatment program for crack hos (“Lost and Found,” June 2, 2005), Baby Girl was already back…

Quacked Up

Brian O’Connell’s past finally caught up with him on Monday, March 27. The 38-year-old naturopath was sentenced to thirteen years in prison after pleading guilty in February to multiple criminal charges, including criminally negligent homicide, practicing medicine without a license, assault and theft. Police learned that O’Connell might be practicing…

Spring Fever, Bird Flu

It’s springtime in the Rockies, and things are officially getting weird. For the third year in a row, Governor Owens and Mayor Hickenlooper engaged in their annual game of catch, and right when Owens was answering a reporter’s question, Hick up and fired the high heat, beaning the Guv square…

Rally Cry

One argument for greater diversity in American newsrooms can be summed up as follows: Press types who have firsthand knowledge of minority issues are apt to produce more accurate, more meaningful reports about related topics than will those who don’t. Likewise, this line of reasoning suggests that even well-intentioned outsiders…

Letters to the Editor

Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow Never on Sunday: Jessica Centers did a great job with “Last Call,” in the March 30 issue. Blake Harrison isn’t alone in wishing he could buy a six-pack of his favorite brew on Sunday. I can’t remember the last time my buddies and I tipped a…

Last Call

Blake Harrison sips on an Odell 5 Barrel Pale Ale as he talks about his two lifelong passions: public policy and finding the perfect beer. The Odell 5 is not his favorite — that place in his heart is reserved for Flying Dog Doggie Style Pale Ale — but it’s…

How Low Will They Go?

I’ve always felt just as drunk after a day of drinking 3.2 as I do after a day of drinking any light beer. Yet friends and acquaintances claimed to despise 3.2. They’d go to great lengths to avoid it, even if they knew that 3.2 percent alcohol by weight is…

Urban Flight

Russell Enloe first brought his aesthetic proclivities to South Broadway when he opened American Aces Vintage Clothing in 1991. Back then, the block of small storefronts was dilapidated and struggling with a high number of vacancies, but the cheap rent and off-the-grid locale made it a perfect place for fringe…

Ghost of a Chance

When Kendra and Brian Dehaven bought iMi Jimi two years ago, they took on an underground institution. Tom Hollar had opened the skateboard-and-clothing store at 609 East 13th Avenue in 1986, when the city was starved for urban cool; after Hollar’s much-publicized murder in 1993, his wife — who’d been…

Greatest Hits

You wouldn’t want to be What’s So Funny’s child. Sure, it might sound like a real choice deal: the good looks, the slice of the What’s So Funny fortune, the awe on people’s faces when they overhear you at some Tuscany villa dinner party saying, “That’s right — Funny, as…