Forfeit Me Not

The battle to overhaul Colorado’s civil forfeiture law provided a few sparks in an otherwise dull legislative session. It was a classic clash of principles, pitting law-and-order types who view forfeiture as a powerful weapon in the war on drugs against defenders of constitutional rights and the sanctity of private…

Family Style

Ever since abandoned warehouses in lower downtown were transformed into livable lofts and the addition of Coors Field ushered in restaurants and bars, the area has become a fashionable neighborhood. There are the young professionals who like walking home after happy hour and the empty-nesters who’ve given up their suburban…

Top of the World

Kim Clark is one of five American women on the first all-women climbing team to attempt Mount Everest. A former Keystone ski bum who is now a junior at the University of Colorado’s school of nursing, the 35-year-old Clark is the youngest woman on the expedition, which first arrived at…

Follow That Story

A 22-year legal battle came to an abrupt end last week when the Church of Scientology paid $8.67 million to one of its harshest critics: a former member who claimed the church had harassed him for years and driven him “to the brink of insanity.” The settlement between the church’s…

Follow That Story

Members of the West 29th Avenue Neighborhood Association, who objected to a recent United States Postal Service plan to change their zip code (“Stripped of a Zip,” March 7), credit U.S. Representative Diana DeGette with accomplishing in the nation’s capital what they couldn’t do here: getting postal officials to withdraw…

Off Limits

The last group of students who were at Columbine High School during the April 1999 massacre will graduate on May 18 at Fiddler’s Green Amphitheater, but you won’t be able to watch the ceremonies on TV — if, for some reason, you even wanted to. According to a statement issued…

Three the Hard Way

Daily newspapering in Denver has been on a bumpy ride for the past several years, with many of the jolts coming courtesy of the joint operating agreement between the Rocky Mountain News and the Denver Post. But despite changes in publishing schedules, format and behind-the-scenes matters, the most prominent faces…

Fur Real

“This is Howler,” Miles says. “He’s gonna ride down with us. Dinger’s got a game today, but Rocky will be there.” We head south in the Miles Mobile. The 2002 GMC Van — donated by John Elway, natch — is brightly painted, festooned with advertising. Pictures of an aggressive but…

Letters to the Editor

A Churl in Every Deport True Brit: Regarding Jonathan Shikes’s “British Invasion,” in the May 9 issue: Nick Williams acted, as we Brits like to say, like a “complete and utter wanker.” Pot? He’s an idiot. Pot and guns? A fucking idiot. There isn’t a legal resident in this country…

Speak and Be Heard

Before Chris Todd even started school, his mom knew there’d be trouble. The signs were all there. He was more rambunctious and aggressive than most boys his age, and he climbed on every piece of furniture in the house. In preschool, he constantly vied for his teacher’s attention by trying…

British Invasion

It’s not a good time to be an immigrant with a felony conviction. Just ask Nick Williams, a British citizen and respected music-industry veteran who’s been living in Denver for years. Better yet, ask his lawyer: It’s a little hard reaching Williams himself, since he’s locked up in an Immigration…

Off Limits

Two days into the International Chamber of Commerce 34th World Congress, downtown Denver’s streets were quiet — proving once again that this is a town that only riots over sporting events. “Hey, I just saw an actual person go by,” said Jim Sprinkle, looking out on the 16th Street Mall…

Muzak to My Ears

“Have you ever heard of Enya?” my dentist asks. “Hate her,” I say. “Yeah, but several patients suggested her.” To prove his point, he produces a sticky note with ENYA written on it. This is all part of Larry Gabler’s highly democratic background-music selection process. Seven years ago, having abandoned…

Changing of the Guard

A reminder, folks: The Denver Post came out ahead in last year’s joint operating agreement. Unlike the Rocky Mountain News, whose status as a failing newspaper was ratified by the U.S. Justice Department, the Post reportedly turned a profit over the past decade — and thanks to the JOA, it…

A Gumper Stumper

Newsy Lalonde wouldn’t like it. Neither would Mud Bruneteau. Nor Odie Cleghorn. The Colorado Avalanche has once more shoved its bloody but proud face into the middle of the National Hockey League playoff picture, and so have teams from such distinctly non-Canadian, well-above-zero climes as San Jose, California, and St…

Letters to the Editor

Between a Rocky and a Hard Place The minor league: Patricia Calhoun’s May 2 column, “The Usual Suspects” was right on target. Only two quibbles: She neglected to mention all the hype and hysteria over The Lion King, which certainly proved her point. She also neglected to mention that in…

Tricks of the Trade

It’s midnight in Denver, and Kid Rock the pimp is checking his traps. Cruising down East Colfax Avenue, he keeps one eye on the three pagers clipped to his alligator-skin belt and the other on the sidewalk traffic scrolling past the tinted windows of his metallic-gold Lincoln Continental. As always,…

In Search of Lost Time

In the digital age, it’s a simple matter for a police agency to record incoming calls for help. Every 911 call, from the most trivial to the most urgent — say, a call from a frantic cafeteria worker at a local high school reporting gunfire and three victims down –…

Check It Out

The public library, unlike many other limbs of government, is built upon a nearly perfect system. Libraries have the blissful and unique distinction of being the only places on earth where individuals are invited to select whatever items they fancy and take them home — for free. Proletariat to the…

Cart Blanched

Early in the morning, Liliana Mutic parks her sturdy wooden food trailer in the middle of the 16th Street Mall next to Glenarm Street — a prime location. She stands inside the cart all day, smiling and talking to customers. Originally from Bosnia, Mutic has been working on the mall…

Off Limits

The Colorado Avalanche blanked the Los Angeles Kings at the Pepsi Center on Monday to advance in the Stanley Cup finals. But the Kings weren’t the only losers that night. According to Jean Martineau, vice president of communications for the Avs, numerous autos were towed from the arena’s designated media…

Digital Dilemma

Traditional radio is an extremely exclusive club and, for the most part, it’s not taking new members. The Federal Communications Commission, which oversees the airwaves, has created limited (arguably far too limited) opportunities for independent broadcasters to legally launch low-power stations in areas where the dial still has remaining space…