Delivering the Message

For Angelica Harris, working for United Parcel Service seemed like the perfect job. A single mother with a two-year-old daughter, Harris was looking for a part-time job that would allow her to spend some of the day with her child while providing benefits for her. A help-wanted ad for UPS…

Bargain Hunters

Last November, a task force of state and local police, the FBI and the U.S. Customs Service assembled near Mile High Flea Market for an operation called Flea Powder IV. It was the latest in a twice-yearly sweep to identify counterfeit merchandise and arrest vendors who sell it. The day…

That Disconnected Feeling

A Mississippi company plans to offer local telephone service in Colorado soon, at a price most people would consider a ripoff: $36.50 per month. Despite the high price, however, NOW Communications expects to have thousands of customers, even though US West offers a similar service for as little as $16.91…

Nickel- and Dime-Bagged

Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden is proud of his box. His box, a solid two-foot-by-two-foot cube, is a smorgasbord of drugs; clear plastic baggies loaded with pot, bundles of psilocybin mushrooms and tiny envelopes of cocaine. “Even got some black-tar heroin,” the sheriff says, disgust clinging to his voice. The…

Off Limits

International relationsColorado’s foremost religious-radio talk-show host and convicted child-abuser, Bob Enyart, his mother, Connie Enyart, and a handful of other ambitious Americans managed to get themselves arrested in Auckland, New Zealand, on September 10 while protesting against President Bill Clinton, who was there for an Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation meeting. The…

Station to Station

When KBDI-TV/Channel 12 debuted in February 1980, it was as a public-television station dedicated to taking chances — and in the years since then, it has regularly provided a quirky alternative to the more stodgy KRMA-TV/ 0Channel 6. So it comes as something of a surprise that, beginning next month,…

Cruise Control

It’s a big night on the boulevard. Federal Boulevard. Cruisers drive along with Mexican flags draped over their hoods, rap music thumping from their stereos and Mexican Independence Day smiles plastered on their faces. In their midst, a purple Impala rolls quietly along. “Check it out,” a passenger says. “That…

Loserville?

Dressed head to foot in orange and blue, the crazies stood and howled in the Denver night, their raucous cry of joy mingled with blood lust. Their team had just taken a late lead, and now no one could shut them up. They flapped orange pennants and waved blue caps…

Home Is Where the Hurt Is

Last year, three days before Christmas, in an isolated field outside the tiny Western Slope town of Mancos, Richard Skala and Kelly Green began drinking hard. The two men lived in small trailers near each other. Neither did much in the way of regular employment. Green worked a mining claim…

A Heavy Load

Late one afternoon, after an overly long day at work, I left my office and began walking toward my car. I assumed I was alone until, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a man leaning against a nearby dumpster. He appeared to be about 25 and wore…

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This summer’s outdoor-concert season was the weakest in years. Doesn’t anyone want to hear music outside anymore?

Battle of the Bulges

If it seems like a buck doesn’t buy as much of a booty-shaking good time as it used to during stripper night at your favorite local gay bar, you’re right. Denver police have warned bar owners that their go-go boys had better fill in their cracks or face the consequences…

Stretching the Limits

The anonymous message showed up in the voice mail of World Class Limousine last month. “It’s good you run black cars,” the caller said, “because you’re going to need them for the funeral.” “I expected some flak over this, but not to this extent,” says Major Marcks, the operator of…

Off Limits

Let them drink Guinness No matter how hard Coors Brewing Company tries to clean up its act, the Golden-based business just can’t catch a break. Having successfully smoothed over angry unions, environmentalists, people of color and gays, Coors has now irritated the Irish — a hard-drinking population that a brewery…

RV or Not RV?

I’m instantly awake and driven to purchase. Pot holders. Deck paint. Sturdy overalls, size 2T. Disposable rubber gloves, the 75-pair pack. Sunny Delite juice drink. A-point-and-shoot camera. Things I’ve never seen before but that are so ingenious — and such a bargain! — that I must have them. Now. So…

Ball Carriers

Denver Post sportswriter Adam Schefter is among this town’s most prominent Denver Broncos reporters/commentators. In addition to getting plenty of inches in the Post’s sports section during pigskin season, Schefter appears regularly on KOA and is a permanent part of KUSA-TV/ Channel 9’s team. But while such extracurricular gigs have…

Hell, No, They Won’t Grow

It’s going to be a long, cold winter at the El Vado apartments. The complex was originally a motel, built in the 1940s on the site of a former gold and silver mill in the canyon linking Boulder and Nederland; in 1975, El Vado was converted into nine apartments. A…

An Open Question

The Bobolink — named for a small brown and white bird that frequents the area — is a bucolic trail meandering alongside Boulder Creek. In the marshy water near the trail’s head stand tall yellow narcissus or, later in the year, bulrushes with their hard, brown bottle-brush tops. Farther along,…

Poster Boys

Lindsey Kuhn, a left-handed artist, can’t feel the fingers on his left hand. Yet he stands in the middle of his lower-downtown workshop — a 1,200-square-foot abandoned warehouse at Park Avenue and Market Street — and downright laughs at the thought of his drawing hand going on the blink. He…

Back in Black

A couple of doors down from a packed bingo hall and past the recliner store in an Arvada strip mall, a line of teenagers dressed in black braves the pouring rain while waiting to enter the Rising Phoenix. The air inside is choked with smoke from clove cigarettes. Girls strut…

An Ugly Racket

The Denver Tennis Club’s 4.5 men’s team was marching inexorably toward a second straight national championship, when suddenly, in the middle of the Colorado district championship tournament last month… “It’s the revenge of the nerds,” snarls Larry Gabler, the team’s coach. “It had everything to do with them wanting me…

Norm Clarke’s Diary: The Lost Pages

Editor’s note: Last Friday, legendary Denver Rocky Mountain News gossip columnist Norm! Clarke announced his departure from this toddling town for the neon jungle of Las Vegas. The next day, several notes on cocktail napkins, allegedly scribbled by Norm! himself, were brought to our office by a Sing!Sing washroom attendant…