Nine Things the Rockies Can Do to Start Winning Again

The folks at Coors Field announced last month that they were raising their outfield fences by a significant amount, both to normalize the home-run record in the field and to prevent so many teams from scoring on the poor Rockies by way of the long ball. Clearly, this is an…

Colorado Wants You to Get Your Head Out of Your Apps

April is National Distracted Driving Awareness Month — and that’s no joke. According to the Colorado Department of Transportation, there were more than 15,300 distracted driving crashes in the state last year — a number that has grown by 16 percent in the last four years. And 69 people were killed…

Marijuana Strain Review: Guana Bana at Green Dragon

The industrial stretch of Kalamath Street heading south out of town isn’t exactly what you would call scenic, and construction on the I-25 ramp ahead can slow traffic to a crawl. So when my phone told me that that was the fastest route home after I’d stupidly gone to a…

Reader: Solution to Potholes? Spraypaint Penises on Them!

Chris Hoover was so fed up with the potholes in city streets that he recently sent us his “Potholes: Enough Is Enough” proclamation. And plenty of people who read it are now ready to sign on to Hoover’s cause. Says Jeff:  Excellent bit from the guy who contributed and he is dead on…

Short-Term Rental Proposal Heading to Denver City Council Vote

A controversial proposal that would legalize short-term rentals  — but for only one primary resident per address — will make its way to Denver City Council for a final reading on June 13.  The STR business is booming in Denver,  but causing consternation among residents and neighborhood advocates alike, as…

Dear Stoner: Where Can I Buy Infused Butter?

Dear Stoner: Why do dispensaries have shitty weed for $20 a gram and the really good stuff on sale sometimes? I got an eighth for $25 yesterday that was way better than the top-shelf stuff. D.J. Dear D.J.: Beauty is in the eye of the nug-holder. Maybe you didn’t think…

ICYMI: News on Blucifer, Blackbelly Market….and the Best of Denver

The recent uproar over the KKK Cop Painting created by a tenth-grader and displayed in the Wellington Webb Municipal Office Building got us thinking about this city’s colorful past with public art — and by “colorful,” we mean “sometimes fucked up.” And so we compiled this handy roundup of the Ten…

The Best of Denver 2016 Is Here!

We were sitting in the down-home bar that serves 2016’s Best Breakfast Burrito — Smothered, looking across the intersection at the upscale Chinese spot that’s the Best New Restaurant in Denver. This intersection at the corner of 35th and Larimer streets is one of the many spots in the city…

Witney Carson Fines Von Miller $100 Per Fart on DWTS

Your Broncos MVP, ladies and gentleman, can’t stop passing gas. In a classic Von Miller move, the linebacker and hometown hero told the Dancing With the Stars judges that he has been getting fined for being late and farting too much by his dance partner Witney Carson. The price? A…

Reader: Denver Potholes — Enough Is Enough!

Last week marked the start of street-paving season in Denver, and as the recent snow disappeared from our streets, it revealed several unwanted spring surprises: potholes. The sorry condition of the city’s roads inspired reader Chris Hoover to share  this: Potholes: Enough Is Enough Let’s see, where shall I begin?…

Zen Magnets’ Shihan Qu on a Roll With New Court Ruling

Denver-based Zen Magnets, founded in 2009 by University of Colorado grad Shihan Qu, has been waging an unusual battle against the federal government — and the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), in particular — over the past four years. The subject of our October 9, 2014, cover story, “Magnetic Attraction,” the…