Inmate Bites Off His Own Thumb, Jail Blames the System

Early yesterday morning, an inmate at Larimer County jail bit off his own thumb. In response to this bizarre act, a jail spokesman spoke out about what is characterized as “the growing number of inmates housed in county jails who suffer from apparent or diagnosed mental illness” — a long-running…

Top Ten Celebrity Denver Broncos Fans

The hype leading up to the Denver Broncos’ appearance in Super Bowl 50 continues to build, and it won’t let up until game time or after. In the meantime, folks across the country are deciding whether to root for the upstart Carolina Panthers or the team led by Peyton Manning, who…

Dear Stoner: What If You’re Allergic to Marijuana?

Dear Stoner: Do marijuana allergies exist? If so, what happens if you’re allergic to marijuana and smoke it? Mick Dear Mick: Marijuana can cure many ills, but like pollen, peanuts or grass, it’s also capable of making some people swell up and turn red. According to a story in U.S…

Reader: I Left Denver Because of the Urban Sprawl

In a recent Comment of the Day, a reader suggested that Denver’s traffic is getting to be as bad as in Los Angeles. Plenty of people who’ve lived in both places objected to this characterization, while a few echoed it. Meanwhile, forever, a post details the reasons one Colorado lover…

First Look Inside Englewood Grand, South Broadway’s Next Destination Bar

Denver blog posts love the previews. At Westword Food & Drink, Mark Antonation offers a first look at Englewood Grand, a new neighborhood bar under construction on South Broadway. Colorado Peak Politics’ reaction to a possible presidential run by ex-New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg: “Please, please, please.” Denver Infill’s Ryan…

Cam Newton Is a Douchebag Memes

As you know, Broncos fans love to hate Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots. Which explains why they so enjoyed whipping their profanities out on Twitter after Denver defeated Brady and company for the right to represent the AFC in the upcoming Super Bowl on February 7. The…

Reader: There Have Always Been Stoned People All Around You

In a recent Comment of the Day, a reader maintained that since marijuana was legalized, every fast-food worker in Colorado is stoned. Some folks saw this take as humorous and responded in kind, as it were. Others, though, took the topic in a much more serious direction. Here’s an example…

What Pisses Off Highland Residents Most? These Six Things

Denver blog posts are the perfect match. At Westword Arts, Teague Bohlen counts down the six things that make Highland residents very, very mad. Denver Stiffs’ Zach Mikash tells the sad story of the Denver Nuggets’ latest loss to the Atlanta Hawks. Denver Egotist: “Frequently Robbed Store Offers Robber Rewards” —…

Great Moments in Denver Broncos Hype History

The good news is that the Denver Broncos are heading to the Super Bowl for the eighth time. The bad news is the blizzard of blather that we can expect right up until kickoff. Once again, our city is drowning in a tidal wave of Orange Gush. Every time the…