The Ten Happiest States — and Why Colorado Places So High

Colorado is traditionally ranked among the happiest states in America. And that’s the case again according to a new study by WalletHub. Why? The site’s methodology touches on dozens of topics, including physical health, the depression rate and the average commute time. And while Colorado doesn’t excel by every metric, it…

Goodbye, Heritage Square Alpine Slide: The End for a Colorado Landmark

Heritage Square, a Denver landmark since the 1950s, isn’t shutting down entirely. The amusement park at the attraction, located in the foothills west of Denver, will remain open. However, yesterday was the last for Heritage Square’s most beloved thrill ride — the Alpine Slide. The decision was reportedly made for…

Wanted: A Brewery for DIA’s New Hotel

Denver blog posts could use a little pick-me-up. At our Food & Drink blog, Jonathan Shikes has the lowdown on DIA seeking a brewery for the new Westin airport hotel. Denver Egotist highlights the new Swift open-source radio-station app by Denver’s Matthew Fecher. Mile High Hockey’s Ryan Murphy has the…

Dear Mexican: What Is With Nightclub Attire These Days?

Dear Mexican: First, some background. I am a U.S-born Mexican. Actually, until the time I was seven years old, I lived in Mexico. I’m now 24. I recently went to a Mexican nightclub to get my huapango on. I wore black lagarto boots, dark Wrangler jeans, a black shirt and…

Rodney Hendrix’s Shorts at Center of Sh*ttiest DNA Arrest Ever

Over the years, Westword has featured plenty of stories about crimes solved by DNA found in unlikely places. Take the cigarette butt that led to the killer of Kurt Levias at the Bluebird Theater. But never before have we encountered a shittier DNA case than the one involving Rodney Hendrix, who was…

You Know You’re NOT From Colorado When: Reader’s Picks

When we recently re-shared our vintage post featuring our favorite “You Know You’re NOT from Colorado When” punchlines, we asked readers for their favorite way to complete that thought. And as usual, you came through. We photo-illustrated our ten favorite answers, which touch on traffic, wardrobe mistakes, overcrowding and more…

Oakland Raiders Suck Memes, 2015 Edition

As longtime Bronco fans, we enjoy hating the Oakland Raiders. But it hasn’t been as much fun in recent years, owing to how horrible the Raiders have been. This year, however, the Raiders, under former Broncos defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio, appear to be improved. Their record is 2-2 and…

Marijuana Strain Review: Tangerine Haze at Herban Medicinals

I was recovering from a long weekend of pot and football when my friend passed me a one-hitter that tasted like orange soda. I immediately demanded to know what it was and where he’d bought it, and all his stoned mouth could mutter was “Urban Medicinals.” I looked that up…

Reader: Go Ahead and Arrest Kids for Dancing, You Fascist A$$holes!

Our post about a ban against grinding at an Arapahoe High School dance generated some vivid commentary. Much of the talk centered on the AHS principal’s statement in a letter to parents that those who disobeyed this edict might face “possible legal ramifications” — a statement backed up by the Arapahoe…

Ten Great Colorado Ways for Families to Celebrate October and Halloween

Denver blog posts are feeling autumnal. At our Arts blog, Jamie Siebrase highlights ten family friendly ways to celebrate October in Colorado. The Colorado Independent’s Kyle Harris on why Mike Coffman spoke to an organization described as the nation’s leading anti-Muslim hate group. The Ralphie Report’s Jeff Hauser remembers CU-Boulder’s…

Photos: 15 Colorado Cities With the Fastest-Growing Economies

What a difference a year makes — although time isn’t the only variable factor when it comes to determining which Colorado places are booming the loudest. Last year, we shared a list of Colorado’s ten-fastest growing cities according to the Nerdwallet website. Now, another site, Wallethub, has come up with its…