An Open Letter to Donald Trump: “Enjoy the Swordfish and P*ssy”

Everyone in the country’s talking about Donald Trump, including local comic/entrepreneur Andy Juett, who shared this letter he wrote to the Republican presidential candidate:  Dear Donald Trump, I am a nobody. A single father who has delivered mediocre sex to a spectrum of women. Some you’d marry and some you’d…

Naked But Not Afraid: Why Millennials Are Learning Primitive Skills

This summer, Earth Knack— a school highlighted in this week’s feature article, DOUG HILL IS DEFENDING THE (MODERN) CAVEMAN WITH PRIMITIVE SKILLS CLASSES — teamed up with Arvada-based Sarqit Outdoor Learning School for a weekend-long gathering at Happy Dog Ranch south of Chatfield State Park, where primitive-skills instructors came together…

Dear Mexican:Why Is Heroin Called Chiva?

Dear Mexican: Some time back, you discussed the Chivas soccer team. This reminded me of my time in San Francisco’s Mission District, when the traficantes would whisper, “Chiva…chiva” as I walked down 16th Street. When I asked someone what it meant, they said, “Stuff.” Now it’s baby goats? I know…

Ten Weird Facts About Your Denver Broncos

The Denver Broncos are currently taking part in training camp in anticipation of the 2015-2016 season. But in addition to looking forward, the team is looking back. The Broncos’ 2015 media guide is filled with loads of odd factoids about the squad’s history, many so obscure that even die-hard fans…