Inmate postcards: “Having wonderful crime, wish you were here”

Jailers in Boulder and Colorado Springs have cracked down on inmate mail, banning personal letters and limiting prisoners to postcards that staff can monitor and intercept if the communication is objectionable. County officials say the practice saves money and makes their operations more secure. But it’s also a pretty good…

Michael Tesman: No kidnapping charge in case of text-message-aided bust

A week ago today, Michael Tesman was arrested in what a Douglas County Sheriff’s Office release described as a second-degree kidnapping. Authorities reportedly coordinated the bust with help from Tesman’s alleged victim — his ex-wife, whose text messages about her location were relayed through her son to her mother, and…

Gnome thieves described as “pretty low:” Hilarious!

Heads up, producers of The Daily Show. Last night, Channel 31 reported a story about the theft of 150 garden gnomes that’s ready-made for your particular brand of satire. Only flaw? The Fox 31 crew isn’t as good at keeping a straight face as are Jon Stewart and company…

Oneida Street burglars hit four office buildings in two nights

Update below: You can say this about the group of burglars currently being sought by the Denver Police Department: They’re not slackers. Over the course of two nights this week, the thieves are accused of swiping computer equipment and more from four separate South Oneida Street office buildings. Wonder if…