Three Denver Broncos who should have made the Pro Bowl

Three Denver Broncos will be going to the Pro Bowl this year — the NFL’s annual all-star game in Hawaii, and all of them, cornerback Champ Baily, defensive end Elvis Dumervil and rookie linebacker Vonn Miller, are deserving of the honor. They’ve been highlight films into themselves, providing defensive sparks…

Robert Hood: A former supermax warden’s resolutions for 2012

A former warden at the highest-security prison in the country — the federal supermax prison outside Florence — has some intriguing advice for fixing the nation’s troubled, budget-draining corrections system in the coming year. Intriguing, in part, because some of the changes Robert Hood urges (apparently with a straight face)…

Reader: Beware the golden egg of Denver’s goose harrassers

Geese seem to have become as common in Denver’s winter months as Suburus with ski racks, a situation that Westword’s Kelsey Whipple decided to look into. What she found is that there is a population of Canada geese here who have never even been to their namesake country. They don’t…

What’s good for the (Canada) goose isn’t really good for Denver

An adult goose releases approximately one pound of poop every single day. This fact stays relatively unnoticed until wintertime, when thousands of Canada geese — seemingly overnight — come out of the woodwork and waddle onto your property and into your parking spot. Why are there so many? The truth…

Who will make Westword‘s 2011 Hall of Shame?

Colorado certainly withstood its share of shmucks, scoundrels and scumbags in 2011, from poorly-behaved celebrities to douchebags in parking lots to public servants and politicians who made us cringe. And you can find their stories in our Shmuck of the Week archives. But the lowest of the low are inducted…

Tim Wirth scolds Obama for lack of action on climate change

Environmental leaders who ardently supported Barack Obama in 2008 haven’t had much to celebrate in the past three years, as key pieces of legislation dealing with climate change and controls on the energy industry have been scuttled, diluted or delayed — by a bad economy, an increasingly intransigent Congress, and…

Who made the cut in our 2011 Hall of Shame

Patrick J. Sullivan Some men take up golf when they retire. Others collect model trains or travel the world. Patrick J. Sullivan, the well-respected, longtime Arapahoe County sheriff, apparently chose another hobby: buying meth and smoking it with men whom he’d bonded out of jail in return for sex. In…

Strange but true news stories from the past year

Behaving badly It takes extra effort to get initiated into Westword’s annual Hall of Shame, and not everyone who acts like a shmuck over the course of the year makes the final cut. But some came very, very close. Here’s a list of our Hall of Shame runners-up. (View the…

Reader: “Kenny Be’s holiday greeting cards were laugh-out-loud funny”

“Card-Headed,” Kenny Be, December 22 Knit Wits Kenny Be’s holiday greeting cards in the last issue were laugh-out-loud funny. And the cover with Kenny in a Christmas sweater was creative genius! I love it when Westword “needles” the powers-that-be. Dawn Solomon Denver “Dust-Up!,” Patricia Calhoun, December 22 Dust to Dust…

Marijuana edibles: Make your holiday feast a green treat

The holiday season is a time of giving, kindness, harmony and joy — or at least, that’s what it should be. But these days, the true essence of the holidays seems to be overwhelmed by crazy amounts of traffic, ridiculous lines at stores, people beating each other over toys, dwindling…

Video: Merry Christmas from Occupy Denver

We would present this without comment, but we’re not ready for the repercussions. It has been a busy December for Occupy Denver, whose three-month anniversary is tomorrow: thirteen arrests in Loveland, nine at Civic Center Park, fires, Tebowing, a fake death, homeless heckling and a (failed) attempt at a federal…

Douglas Bruce: The long, hard fall of a rogue tax crusader

The conviction of controversy magnet Douglas Bruce on tax evasion charges has touched off some high-pitched gloating on liberal-leaning political websites, as well as the expected musings on the irony of the Taxpayer Bill of Rights godfather getting busted by the tax man. For those who hate TABOR, it’s apparently…