Shmuck of the Week: Tom Massey

Earlier this week, Republican State Representative Tom Massey called a press conference for 1:30 p.m. on Wednesday, to announce legislation aimed at regulating Colorado’s medical marijuana industry. Since Massey was the bill’s sponsor — and was the one who called the press conference — he belonged at the event, naturally…

Rebecca Rosen, Denver psychic: Coming to a reality-TV show near you?

Stand-up comedians often complain about having to prove they’re good at their job whenever they meet someone. (“Say something funny! Make me laugh!”) Denver-based psychic Rebecca Rosen knows how they feel. “People will say, ‘You should know my name,’ or ‘What are the winning lotto numbers?'” she notes, adding, “It…

Some advice for Obama: Knock up your wife

Editor’s note: The author, comedian Mike Polk, is a producer for Break Media and the somewhat demented mind behind the “Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video” and the “One Semester of Spanish Spanish Love Song.” With his approval ratings suffering, his agenda stalled and his party scuffling, it’s becoming increasingly clear…

Safeway, King Soopers workers ratify new contract (finally)

In a blog yesterday, United Food and Commercial Workers Local 7 spokesman Dave Minshall made it clear that the union backed a “yes” vote on a new contract with King Soopers and Safeway. Denver-area workers definitely got the message. Late last night, Local 7 announced that the contract had been…

Evil legislators are bumming out Matt Arnold’s dog

Last week, Matt Arnold of ClearTheBenchColorado.org ran afoul of a legislator during his testimony protesting the removal of tax exemptions for bull semen, among other things. Representative Joel Judd all but tossed him out of a committee hearing. But Arnold is fighting back — with a little help from his…

Our updated medical-marijuana directory

The latest addition to our roster of “Mile Highs and Lows” dispensary reviews — William Breathes’s critique of Delta 9 Alternative Medicine (formerly Delta 9 Caretakers). And if his take makes you hungry for more information, sample Westword’s newly updated dispensary directory. Your fine dining experience begins by clicking here…

Mile Highs and Lows: Delta 9 Alternative Medicine

This dispensary has closed. As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred…

Douglass Singleton, Mile High Murder No. 66: Isaiah Shaffer becomes second man charged with killing Denver man in controversial robbery

In early January, right after Douglass Singleton was shot and killed, the Denver Police Department characterized the slaying as a medical marijuana transaction gone awry — leading to speculation that the weed element was being trumped up for demonization purposes without adequate proof. The Denver District Attorney’s Office hasn’t played…

Safeway and King Soopers workers vote on “win-win situation”

For much of the past year, contract negotiations at Colorado King Soopers, Safeway and Albertsons stores have dragged on amid an atmosphere riper than an unrefrigerated meat section. But at last, a peaceful solution seems near. Last week, the United Food and Commercial Workers Local 7 and Albertsons reached an…