Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Halloween killed by cultural crapification

The yard pictured above clearly showcases how “American Crapitalism” has ruined the world’s best holiday. Halloween is an ancient autumnal ritual of impersonating the dead and tossing bones into bonfires to placate evil spirits. It is celebrated on October 31, because that is the one day of the year when…

News at the Newseum: Forward into the past

The first unintentional zinger my wife fired at me on Monday immediately after we visited the Newseum, a lavish media museum in Washington D.C.: “I feel like I did after we went to the Holocaust Museum.” The second unintentional zinger: “It’s probably because I live with you.” To clarify: My…

Lottery winners: Beware of that scumbag in line behind you

Yay! You’ve just won some money playing the lottery — and being as you’re a 75-year-old woman, you can definitely use it. So you head to the nearest grocery store to cash out, feeling mighty fine about life in general. If only Leonard Bedon wasn’t watching the whole thing over…

If the Nintendo van’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’

I got an intriguing e-mail yesterday from my buddy David Thomas, a local syndicated videogame columnist and professional contemplator of all things related to joysticks. “I am meeting the Nintendo van tomorrow at 1 if you want to come along,” he wrote cryptically. I’m not a big videogame player, but…

Twitter Tuesday: Mr. Cargo, our featured Twit

Last week, we asked actual twits why we should follow them. We received many amusing responses from lots of people, including an unreasonable amount from one Mr. Cargo (@defconqueso) who gets th enod this week for both his dogged persistence in winning us over, and the fact he’s actually a…

For sale: supermax prison, like new

State representative Glenn Vaad was appalled to discover recently that corrections officials have delayed opening a $200-million supermax because of Colorado’s fiscal woes. There’s nothing that offends Vaad, a Republican who represents the Greeley area, more deeply than the idea of a brand-new lockup sitting empty, forlornly bereft of the…

Malcolm Gladwell hates Denver’s “One Book” selection

The selection of Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird for this year’s “One Book, One Denver” city-wide book club program must have seemed like a safe bet politically. The book’s long been entombed in the shrine of high literature, a staple among middle-school curricula everywhere. Plus, this year is the…

Denver Blogs: Happy Columbus “Americas Day”!

Our daily gathering of local bloggage. On the Huffington Post’s local page, Jim Thomas makes the case for changing the name of Columbus Day. And unlike most of the things written on the topic, his take is reasonable and measured. Colorado Pols breaks down (in their Colorado Pol-y way) the…

Swine flu doesn’t make for good times

Having to utter the words “emergency room” is almost never good. And when the sentence also involves your kid, it’s even worse. Such was the case for me recently when I took my seven-year-old kid to the ER at Rose Medical Center after the fever he’d had for two days…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Big yard art boner in Ruby Hill

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration … Figure 37. Ruby Hill: Mixing themes gives yard art a new slant The Ruby Hill neighborhood is unlike any other in Denver. Ruby Hillers seem to have a different perspective on life than most other Denverites. Perhaps it has something to…