Why Rick Upchurch belongs in the Broncos Ring of Fame

Rick Upchurch was the best at what he did when he did it. But the former Denver Broncos return specialist isn’t in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Nor is he in the Broncos’ own Ring of Fame at Invesco Field. This fact was all the more glaring Sunday when…

Going retro with the 5-0 Broncos

I’m not generally in favor of so-called NFL “legacy” games, in which teams are required to wear their hideous and humiliating uniforms of yore and the fans are barraged with waves of schlock and nostalgia: old geezers from golden-age squads out on the field to get special plaques, commemorative programs,…

Gratuitous fist pumps aside, it’s time to trust Josh McDaniels

OK, so the excessive fist pumping in the exact location of 47 camera men was a little odd, but other than that, let’s see … – He traded a sore-losing, sore-winning, sour-faced quarterback for one who is calm (and even jovial) under pressure, rarely makes mistakes and has an awesome…

Gambling with Homer: The Broncos are Super Bowl-bound

Homer Duggins is the biggest sports fan in Denver and Westword’s gambling, uh, “expert.” Read his dispatches every Friday in the Latest Word sports section. What’s that noise? It’s a little whisper I keep hearing, a whisper becoming louder and louder, blowing on the wind until it becomes a roar…

Caught on camera: Big cat on I-70 prowl

For months, dozens of motion-sensor cameras along I-70 between Golden and Glenwood Springs have been snatching nocturnal images of wildlife, in an effort to study how elk, deer, bears and other species negotiate the beastly interstate. The cameras, maintained by the Center for Native Ecosystems, Eco-Resolutions, Colorado Department of Transportation…

Denver Blogs: ICE, ICE baby

Other people in Colorado write blogs, too. Here are three of them. The Colorado Independent’s Kate Redding covers protests about the Obama administration’s expansion plans for the GEO Group’s Aurora Immigration and Customs Enforcement Processing Center. That’s cold as ICE. Find tributes to the late radio host Russ Johnson, along…

Basebrawl goes national

Cue the shameless self-promotion. Village Voice Media, of which Westword is a part, has put together a new website offering an alternative take on the current Major League Baseball playoffs — meaning some of the posts include words that Joe Buck would be fired for saying on the air (including…

Flu-related absences rising at Fairview Elementary, Knapp Elementary

Denver Public Schools spokesman Michael Vaughn has come through with the names of more DPS facilities seeing big absences due to the flu, be it H1N1/swine flu or the seasonal variety, along with specific percentages. He’d previously mentioned Columbian Elementary School, at 2925 W. 40th Avenue: Attendance there is at…

The taxing problems related to Denver’s Frontier offer

The city’s offer to Republic Airways Holdings — an effort to keep as many Frontier Airlines jobs in Colorado as possible — doesn’t represent the final word on potential lures. “They’re in negotiations,” says Tom Clark, the Denver Economic Development Corporation’s executive director, “so that means there’s wiggle room.” Nonetheless,…

Kenny Be’s Sign Language: Puff, the Magic Grease Monkey

In today’s competitive economy, small businesses must offer more services to a wider range of consumers — and this Denver mechanic is providing customers with the best of both worlds. Storefront signage states that all makes and models of auto mechanic specialist services are offered to drivers, while “tabacco” products,…

Should Lance Armstrong’s new team be sponsored by marijuana?

Mason Tvert is brilliant at making any subject about marijuana — but he’s really outdone himself this time. In his latest media jeremiad, the head of SAFER (Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation) goes after bicycle racer Lance Armstrong for becoming the new spokesman for Michelob Ultra, a brew that’s aimed…

Denver magician teaches teens how to puke playing cards

When I was a kid the most awesome place in the mall was the magic/novelty shop. In addition to the rubber poop and hypnosis books, there was always some quirky middle-aged guy behind the counter demonstrating magic tricks to a crowd of boys age seven to thirteen. Well, like everything…

Get social with the Denver Police

Want to know why the police are congregating outside the house down the block? Chances are that if you wander down there and ask, they’ll just growl at you to head home and not to worry about it. But get online and ask Lieutenant Matthew Murray via Twitter. He says…

Ex-Broncos cheerleader is Ultimate Spike Girl

Spike TV markets itself as television for dudes — horny dudes, presumably. No wonder the net has just-completed a search for the “Ultimate Spike Girl,” a babe who embodies every male fantasy and is willing to parade her assets around for fans of erections and hand lotion everywhere. And your…

Bears fans need to keep on lovin’ Kyle Orton

We’ve done more than our fair share of ribbing QB Kyle Orton since he headed to Denver as part of a trade with the Bears for Jay Cutler. But despite the party-dude reputation KO garnered during his time in Chi-town, plenty of the Bears faithful still have a soft spot…

Rockies get best of Holliday trade (last night, anyway)

Even after the Wacky Wednesday loss in game one of their playoff series against the Philllies, the Rockies still had a chance to regain home-field advantage — and they managed to do so with a little help from a pair of players obtained in the trade that sent Matt Holliday…