The Westword.com blog shortcut, December 3 edition

As you like it. Today in Backbeat Online: • Sebastien Tellier (pictured) talks about Sexuality in a naughy Q&A. • Oasis’ Noel Gallagher gets the Q&A treatment, too. • Eric Eyl’s Mile High Makeout gives a listen to Mike Marchant’s campfire songs. • A look at photographer Peter Beste’s black-metal…

Denver Blogs: If only oil derricks had meeting halls …

Every day, we surf the Internet so you don’t have to. You still do, obviously, but you don’t have to. Send tips to joe.tone@westword.com.The Bush Administration is fast-tracking a new “roadless rule” to “protect” Colorado’s forestland. This can’t be good. (Colorado Independent)A CU forum about breaking our addiction to oil…

Ohio man threatened to kill President Bush, bomb DIA

Federal prosecutors have indicted an Ohio man who they say threatened to bomb the Denver International Airport and then shoot himself in the bathroom this October. According to the indictment, if he somehow survived the bomb and the gunshot (apparently he didn’t have much confidence in his mayhem skills), he…

Is Rick Reilly losing his bite, or does he just need his bicuspids sharpened?

No contemporary sportswriter is more decorated (or better paid) than Denver’s Rick Reilly, and so no sportswriter is more regularly critiqued. Since leaping wallet first from the sinking Sports Illustrated to ESPN last year — a move he outlined in the January Message column “Rick Reilly, Loving Limbo” — he’s…

Sex, blow and government secrecy

Shortly before Thanksgiving, the U.S. Department of Interior announced it was carving up several turkeys caught in the sex, drugs and graft scandal at the Minerals Management Service office in Lakewood. After months of costly investigation and blistering official reports on brazen conflicts of interest at the troubled agency, the…

CNN hero gets advice on rocking from former Westworder

Penny Parker’s amusing column in today’s Rocky Mountain News spotlights Yohannes Gebregeorgis, founder of Denver-based Ethiopia Reads, which raises funds to bring books and libraries to Gebregeorgis’ native land. Our November 13 blog “Vote for Ethiopia Reads’ Yohannes Gebregeorgis as CNN’s Hero of the Year” noted that Gebregeorgis was one…

The Fox’s Kai Turner wins “Keeping the Blues Alive” award

Not so long ago, plenty of commercial radio stations featured specialty programming on weekends, with local hosts getting the opportunity to share their knowledge of a particular genre of music for a few hours at a stretch. Now, in the age of voicetracking and other cost-saving methodology, only a handful…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, December 2 edition

Peruse these, won’t you? Today in Cafe Society: • Health magazine declares DIA to be the fifth greenest airport in all the land. • Rooting around Root Down. • Cooking for a cause at the Ice House. • Cafe Bisque loses half its name. • The skinny on Fat Sully’s…

Denver Blogs: She’s alive!

We’re scouring the web for Denver-related stuff that blows our mind, or at least 15 seconds of our time. Send your tips via Frisbee.Well, at least we know Marilyn Musgrave is alive … unless there’s some Weekend of Bernie stuff going on in Georgia. (Colorado Pols and Channel 7)Mayor Hickenlooper…

Today’s Night & Day featured event: Green Salon

Susan Snipes of the American Institute of Graphic Artists Colorado Chapter conceived of tonight’s Green Salon, AIGA’s environmentally conscientious quarterly networking event, as a kind of speed dating for sustainable solutions. Dubbed a “Sustainability Show and Tell,” it will feature ten random presenters speaking for five minutes each and discussing…

Marilyn Musgrave angrily concedes defeat — sort of

In blogs such as November 7’s “When is Marilyn Musgrave Going to Concede Defeat to Betsy Markey?” and November 25’s “Marilyn Musgrave’s Epic Pout Continues,” I’ve expressed amazement and awe over outgoing Congresswoman Musgrave’s steadfast refusal to publicly acknowledge defeat in last month’s election. Unfortunately, though, she’s finally done so,…

Giving thanks for that drunk guy on the plane

My flight back to DIA last night from an extended Thanksgiving vacation was remarkably stress-free. I was flying United, which always makes me nervous (This is the airline, after all,  that once stranded me in Spartanburg, South Carolina, with a $15 meal voucher and a Best Western room with no…

Taco Bell’s free taco deal goes from a hit to a brick

This past baseball season, I wrote “Taco Bell Giveaway a Dinger,” yet another in a seemingly unending chain of hard-hitting, What’s So Funny exposé pieces, which got all up in the guts of a Taco Bell promotion promising four tacos for a dollar from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. the…

Denver aquarium unequipped to handle piranha attacks or reporter queries

It all began with an innocent question. Never did I intend to uncover potential death and dismemberment, not to mention bureaucratic chaos, at the Downtown Aquarium. For some context, my family and I stopped by the aquarium this weekend. Besides the exorbitant entry fees and shameless retail schlock, one thing…

Dean Singleton’s outsourcing ideas taken to their logical conclusion

This past weekend, the New York Times published “A Penny For My Thoughts? ,” a Maureen Dowd column that focused on James Macpherson, publisher of the online publication Pasadena Now. To save money, Dowd writes, Macpherson sacked his staff of seven Pasadena-based staffers and replaced them with six contributors who…

This looks like a job for the Watershed Defenders!

Both the Denver Post and the Rocky Mountain News continue to include weekly inserts aimed at children — and frankly, these features’ explanations of current events can sometimes be clearer and more logically structured than the stuff that appears in the pages intended for grownups. Unfortunately, the “Colorado Kids” section…