Tomorrow, students really count

“Now, let’s see. I count one, two, three, four…” Your kid’s got a test tomorrow morning and he’s not prepared — so he’s pretending to run a fever. Well, double-check that thermometer, because if he’s absent, it’ll cost your student and his school in the long run. That’s because October…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, September 29 edition

Let your gaze linger on the ’70s-tastic porn-style mustache on Nick Cave. There are other blogs on this site than just the ones below. Here’s how to find them. Backbeat Online delivers sad news about the death of Sharon Rawles, a beloved mainstay on the local music scene. On the…

Tango teacher Charles Gale gets a pat on the wrist

Charles Gale. Charles Gale, a tango instructor whose teaching methods crossed a slew of lines detailed in the 2007 Westword feature article “Dirty Dancing,” received a light sentence after pleading guilty to third-degree misdemeanor assault: nine months of probation. Moreover, he doesn’t have to register as a sex offender. Why…

Nudity and controversy at the Hottest Inked contest

Not approved by Hottest Inked. People with copius amounts of skin covered with tattoos are sometimes considered rulebreakers by mainstream society — but that’s not always (or even often) the case. Take the Hottest Inked contest that TattooFinder, an online tattoo resource and sponsor of the September 19-21 Denver Tattoo…

The Schaffer-Udall Meet the Press debate: bully vs. sloucher

Bob Schaffer and Mark Udall on Meet the Press. If Colorado Republican senatorial hopeful Bob Schaffer won yesterday’s debate against Democratic rival Mark Udall on Meet the Press, it was a pyrrhic victory. As the combatant trailing in the polls, and the person with by far the most difficult case…

Over the weekend: Oktoberfest, giant veggies, and other adventures

The view from the bar at Beatport Lounge, according to this slide show. What you missed while the Broncos prepared to soil themselves… Friday: Photographer Uriah West posts up in the Beatport Lounge to bring you a slide show accessible here. Saturday: Everything may not be bigger in Littleton. But…

Worst/Best roommate ad ever

And if you want to install a stripper pole, it’s coming out of your security deposit. Roommate hunters on Craigslist must have thought they lucked out when they first spotted a September 24 posting about a shared space on Capitol Hill that seemed quite the steal: “$200 with some requirements,”…

Does Woody Paige’s Broncos victory prediction prove he’s on crack?

Woody Paige. In a September 28 scouting report that preceded Sunday’s Denver Broncos-Kansas City Chiefs game, five Denver Post prognosticators, supplemented by Chiefs kicking legend Jan Stenerud, offered their predictions of the outcome. Predictably, only Stenerud foresaw a Chiefs victory. However, four of the five Posties (Jim Armstrong, Lindsay H…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, September 26 edition

Belly up to the Cinebarre. Blogging along… Cafe Society has items aplenty today. Get the skinny about the new Cinebarre in Thornton, the reopening of Gelman’s in Highland, a review of Brach’s Candy Poppers by the Candy Girls, the continuing expansion of Jack and the Box franchises in Colorado, the…

Watching the debate? Pick your party

“Why does Richard Nixon look so sweaty, mom?” Now that it looks like both John McCain and Barack Obama will make it to their first presidential debate in Mississippi tonight, you’ve got a choice to make: where to drink while watching it. Obama’s campaign website shows a whopping 141 debate-watching…

September: The month in photos

Relive the last month of summer through the sometimes hazy lens of Westword.com, from Monolith to roller derby, tattoo addicts to Modern Drunkards. See the slide show at westword.com/slideshow. — Joe Tone…

Szele just can’t straighten up and fly right

Christina Szele. Colorado’s most famous accidental tourist, Christina Elizabeth Szele, has a date in a Colorado court today, but she won’t be here in person. And that’s too bad, because we’d love to hear what legendary U. S. District Judge John Kane (profiled in this 2001 Westword feature) has to…

Q&A with sci-fi author Neal Stephenson

Neal Stephenson. Neal Stephenson, who visits the Tattered Cover LoDo on Tuesday, October 2 (click here to learn more), isn’t just one of the top sci-fi authors working today. He’s among the best and most interesting current writers in any genre. It was a great opportunity, then, to chat with…

New ratings approach presents challenge to Cruisin’ Oldies

Dear diary… KRWZ/950 AM, known as Cruisin’ Oldies, went live Wednesday, and the station is clearly investing in name Denver talent, including Randy Jay, who got the heave-ho last year amid KOOL’s demo-shifting experiment, and longtimer Hal Moore. But even if the station attracts a sizable audience of boomers to…

Paleontology rules Dinosaurs: Ancient Fossils, New Discoveries

A diorama of what the Liaoning Forest might have looked like during the time of dinosaurs. Photo by Roderick Mickens/American Museum of Natural History Amazing discoveries are constantly being made in the paleontological field, but China’s Liaoning Forest is yielding some information that’s truly astounding, changing the way we think…