DON’T SPREAD ON ME

It was last September when Debbie Quackenbush asked a person on the staff of Boulder’s wastewater treatment plant whether it was true that the city was dumping sewage not far from the dream house she and her husband were building in Somerset, a high-end development in Niwot just east of…

OFF LIMITS

In good form: Now that you’ve filed your tax returns, maybe you can even the score with the government by trying to win local gadfly Bill Conklin’s $50,000 anti-tax reward. All you have to do is prove to Conklin that a person can file tax returns without waiving Fifth Amendment…

ANDRE THE GIANT

Image is not everything. That’s a lesson the world’s best tennis player has learned the hard way. On the slick grass rectangle that is Wimbledon’s storied center court–a mystical place where he feared even to tread for three years–he learned in 1987 that you can smash flashy, Kevlar-powered rocket shots…

ROCKIN’ TO RUSSIA

Colorado Springs-based rocker Mark Junglen is still amazed that a Russian symphony orchestra will be performing his initial foray into classical music. And he’s not the only one. “This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,” he says. “I just wish somebody would believe it’s actually happening.” What’s happening revolves around “Stalingrad–A Rock…

BUGGING THE POLICE

David Triska has been fooling around with radios for more than four decades, ever since he got an old-fashioned crystal set when he was nine years old. Now, though, the King Soopers truck driver’s lifelong hobby has landed him in hot water with the Denver Police Department, which says he…

A CRASH COURSE IN POLITICS

Trauma is the kind of injury that can kill you. It’s the scene from ER that starts with flying gurneys, lots of blood and a doctor shouting a laundry list of incomprehensible instructions. That’s if you’re lucky. Because the fictitious hospital in ER is indeed a “trauma center.” There is…

LETTERS

The Naked Truth It seems to me that Patricia Calhoun is the one who should be sent to the showers to cool off, rather than Coach VanderMolen (“Coach Turns Into Pumpkinhead,” April 12). What is so bad about the coach standing up for the rights of female students? If they…

BEDSIDE MANNERS

A renowned physician wooed to University Hospital at great public expense three and a half years ago was barred from practicing medicine at the facility last fall after he was accused of repeated acts of sexual harassment. The hospital then tried to keep details of the case secret from the…

BLAST FROM THE PAST

It was a hot, uneasy afternoon on the plains. The women and children, left alone without menfolk, were finishing up their chores. There were goats, sheep and chickens to feed, turnips to hoe and salt beef to soak for dinner–what there would be of dinner. It being only June, few…

OFF LIMITS

Don’t rain on his parade: Westword’s March 29 story on Alvertis Simmons, a Wellington Webb campaigner, prompted several outraged letters and calls from folks defending Simmons’s honor. One man, however, phoned in with a reminder of another time that Simmons made the news. During the 1992 presidential campaign, he got…

GOING…GOING…STILL GOING

Among thousands of celebrants, the happiest man in baseball this week has to be American League president Gene Budig. Had the divisive players’ strike lasted just two more days, after all, Budig might have faced the sticky task of breaking Cal Ripken Jr.’s historic date with the Iron Horse. Unless…

OVERTURNED

Native American spiritual leader Oscar Brave Eagle, convicted last year of raping a female colleague, has been granted a new trial. Brave Eagle, a sexagenarian Lakota Indian, was granted a second chance to plead his case when a Larimer County judge agreed in March that his lawyer in the first…

LETTERS

Here Comes the Judge Outrageous! That’s all I could think after seeing Patricia Calhoun’s April 5 column about Judge Armatas, “His Honor?” If John Doe owed $2 million, he’d be facing a judge–not be the judge himself. Ray Vigil Denver Extra Innings Good story by Steve Jackson about the Moore…

NORTH OF THE BORDER

The political turmoil shaking Mexico appears to have spilled north into Colorado. Aeromexico, the country’s largest airline, suspects its former top executive of embezzling tens of millions of dollars. According to legal documents filed here, the company now hopes to use a Denver court to lure him back to his…

THOSE HIDE-BOUND TRADITIONS

At first, Susan Pitcher had nothing planned but just another gay-beauty-pageant fluff piece. Pitcher, a lesbian reporter and producer for cable TV’s Lambda Report, was interviewing Greg Lowe, an organizer of the Rocky Mountain Mr. Leather contest, when she stumbled across a news tidbit she now sees as “a very…

A COURSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR

A Metropolitan State College of Denver history professor’s credentials to teach a course in Native American history have been questioned after a student complained that he conducted the class in an “insensitive” and “racist” manner. Sophomore Lily Boyce identified herself in a written complaint to college officials as “an enrolled…

LIFE’S A PITCH

part 1 of 2 Lisa didn’t stir when her husband slipped out of bed and walked to the bathroom. It was six in the morning, and he had to get to the ballpark. The desert dawn had already crept past the hotel curtains; outside, the Tucson air smelled of sun-warmed…

LIFE’S A PITCH

part 2 of 2 Brad arrived in Philadelphia determined to keep his mouth shut and do exactly as he was asked. He knew he had been called up because the Phillies ace reliever, Kent Tekulve, was injured. Brad had no illusions about staying on the squad the rest of the…

THE SEARCHERS

In 1974 Michele Wallace lost her life to another human being in the Rocky Mountains. But other predators weren’t through with her. For the next eighteen years, various creatures picked at her remains and scattered them in the wilderness near Kebler Pass, just west of Crested Butte. Before she turned…

OFF LIMITS

Board stiff: Okay, so corporal punishment is out for kids–but what about for school-board members? When Denver Public Schools teacher Lynn Pohlod moved to Wyman Elementary this year, she was shocked at what she found. The school, located at 17th Avenue and Williams, has an extremely high student turnover, with…

FOR OPENERS

The DNA tests are back from the lab, and those were not major-leaguers who christened Coors Field Friday afternoon. Before 47,563 polite witnesses, a group of strangers wearing Colorado Rockies pinstripes defeated a band of aliens in New York Yankee road grays 4-1, in the first game at Denver’s graceful…

LETTERS

Neighborhood Botch I was shocked to read Arthur Hodges’s article “Arrested Development,” in the March 29 issue. For what reason was it even published? Mr. Simmons is not under any current investigations, allegations or even suspicions. What is the big deal? From what I can gather from the article, he…