Nugget fans should wear allegiance on their sleeves

The Nuggets lost by two points last night in a very close game. Why? Well, a big part of it was unusually poor free-throw shooting from Chauncey Billups and company. My suggestion, then, is that the rest of the team start wearing Carmelo Anthony’s super-phresh shooting sleeve. You know, that…

Umm, Coach Karl, why is that little guy inbounding the ball?

I said it first, but ESPN Sports Guy Bill Simmons probably said it best last night, questioning aloud on Twitter why Anthony Carter, the Nuggets’ shortest player on the floor, was impounding the ball with his team down two and just seconds to go: “How to Blow a Huge Game…

Denver Blogs: I hate L.A.

Allow us to help you navigate the blogosphere, Colorado style. Tips welcome here. A Nuggets blogger admits to hating the Lakers for as long as he can remember. Hope he doesn’t find out my favorite player of all time is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. (Denver Stiffs) There are at least nine candidates…

Patrick Roy denies being offered Avs’ head-coaching job

Okay, now Patrick Roy is denying that he’s been offered the top coaching gig with the Colorado Avalanche, as the Denver Post has been reporting. Which probably doesn’t change anything. Maybe Roy simply doesn’t like the idea of current Avs coach Tony Granato being treated like a laundry sack filled…

Colorado Avalanche need Patrick Roy again

The Denver Post is reporting that Patrick Roy has received an offer to coach the Colorado Avalanche — and don’t worry that his delay in accepting a deal that’s been widely rumored for the better part of a week means he won’t sign up. In all likelihood, this pause is…

Shmuck(s) of the Week: Mark Cuban and Kenyon Martin

Sometimes picking a shmuck is hard work. Sometimes the world presents you with such a vast sample tray of worthy shmucks, you have to employ a team of PhDs to measure their shmuckiness. On other, rarer occasions, the calendar presents a virtually shmuck-free week, and you’re left to pick Bob…

Broncos powerless in NFL power rankings

Now that the spittle-flecked anger has died down from the whole Jay Cutler-to-the-Bears brouhaha, how do NFL prognosticators rate your Denver Broncos in the months prior to the start of the 2009-2010 season? Not very highly, to say the least. This week, Adam Caplan, who writes for Scout.com (a Fox…

Next stop Kobeville for the Nuggets

As a lifelong Nuggets fan, I’ve grown accustomed over the years to waiting for the team to blow leads. But I don’t think I’ve ever been so zen about the Nugs as last night, during their series-clinching victory over the Dallas Mavericks. My confidence was so high going in that…

Watch Melo fiancée LaLa Vasquez lose her shit at last Mavs game

What made LaLa Vasquez, the former MTV star who’s Carmelo Anthony’s fiancée, so unbelievably angry during the last Nuggets-Mavericks contest? She offers her explanation in the following statement: LaLa Vazquez became distressed during a heated playoff game, after being verbally attacked by some opposing fans, who were using racial slurs,…

Clip and save: Nuggets take game five, polish off Mavericks

During last night’s late newscast, 9News’ Drew Soicher said that if the Nuggets manage to blow their series against the Dallas Mavericks, blamecasters will suggest that Mavs owner Mark Cuban got into their heads via his antics — namely trash-talking about Kenyon Martin to his mom on Mother’s Day weekend…

Mark Cuban blog-pologizes to K-Mart, Mama K-Mart

(UPDATE: The video above, which I just saw on Deadspin, seems to support Cuban’s thug theory). Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has finally apologized to Kenyon Martin and Kenyon Martin’s mom — sort of. Cuban, who apparently called Mrs. K-Mart’s son a “thug” after game three, writes on his blog this…

Do former Avs coaches hold key to Patrick Roy’s return?

The Colorado Avs managed to work their way back onto the first pages of sports sections in recent days by leaking info about a meeting between legendary goalie Patrick Roy and Avs president Pierre Lacroix, presumably spurred by the open general manager position — and the excitement this news generated…

Don’t mess with Kenyon Martin’s mama, Mark Cuban

Kenyon Martin was among the most-animated players during the scrum that developed in the seconds after the Nuggets’ controversial game-three win over the Dallas Mavericks on Saturday, for reasons that weren’t readily apparent to TV viewers. But his reaction made perfect sense after word got out that Mavs owner Mark…